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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 31 May 2023, 02:15
by Stanley
I like it.....

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 01 Jun 2023, 04:39
by Stanley
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 02 Jun 2023, 03:40
by Stanley
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 03 Jun 2023, 03:11
by Stanley
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 03 Jun 2023, 07:14
by Big Kev
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 03 Jun 2023, 10:57
by Cathy
A Northern Farmer? Hehe.
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 03 Jun 2023, 15:54
by Big Kev
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 03 Jun 2023, 18:28
by Tripps
- and must have lived in the very far South West of Killarney or Cork. Thank you Google Maps.

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 04 Jun 2023, 01:36
by Stanley
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 04 Jun 2023, 16:23
by Big Kev
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 05 Jun 2023, 01:55
by Stanley
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 05 Jun 2023, 10:11
by Tripps
I'm in the process of selling my soul to Google - let's see if this works.
It should take you to an album with just one photo. Hopefully the rest of the photos will not be visible.
Indulge me. I may take it down later.
Joke
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 05 Jun 2023, 10:23
by Big Kev
Tripps wrote: ↑05 Jun 2023, 10:11
I'm in the process of selling my soul to Google - let's see if this works.
It should take you to an album with just one photo. Hopefully the rest of the photos will not be visible.
Indulge me. I may take it down later.
Joke
You'll be pleased to know there is just the one
Just nipping out to follow the provided instructions

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 05 Jun 2023, 10:48
by Cathy
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 06 Jun 2023, 02:39
by Stanley
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 07 Jun 2023, 03:58
by Stanley
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 08 Jun 2023, 03:41
by Stanley
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 08 Jun 2023, 11:05
by Cathy
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 09 Jun 2023, 03:24
by Stanley
Ah.... typical Andy!

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 10 Jun 2023, 03:30
by Stanley
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 11 Jun 2023, 02:58
by Stanley
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 11 Jun 2023, 19:17
by Tripps
A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette Convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left. Amazing, he thought as he flew down I-94, pushing the pedal even more.
Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought: "What am I doing? I'm too old for this," and so he pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.
Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch, and said: "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
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The old gentleman paused. Then he said: "Years ago, my wife ran off with a state trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."
"Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper.
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 12 Jun 2023, 02:14
by Stanley
Very Good David, I liked that!

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 13 Jun 2023, 03:59
by Stanley
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 13 Jun 2023, 04:37
by Cathy
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