I like what (they say) Spike Milligan has written on his gravestone - ‘I told you I was sick’.
Old fashioned clean jokes
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
I like what (they say) Spike Milligan has written on his gravestone - ‘I told you I was sick’.
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Yes Cathy, I think that's true.....

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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
I like it Kev! 

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Old age isn't for cissies!
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Old age isn't for cissies!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Old age isn't for cissies!
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Stanley Challenger Graham
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Old age isn't for cissies!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Old age isn't for cissies!
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Tripps, Re Sconehenge, Mrs Tiz and her sister were in Salisbury a few weeks ago and they saw this shop window...

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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Brilliant - no pun - but even better than the scones. 
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Old age isn't for cissies!
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Old age isn't for cissies!
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
More henges...
Mrs Tiz told me about this one at Glastonbury: `Keep it wheel: Carhenge returns to Glastonbury – photo essay' Guardian
...and when searching google for it I found this one too but in the USA: Carhenge
Mrs Tiz told me about this one at Glastonbury: `Keep it wheel: Carhenge returns to Glastonbury – photo essay' Guardian
...and when searching google for it I found this one too but in the USA: Carhenge
Nullius in verba: On the word of no one (Motto of the Royal Society)
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
I'd say the fudge was a clear winner. . . . 
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Were they Scones, I thought they were Champagne Corks . 
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Old age isn't for cissies!
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
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Old age isn't for cissies!
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
I like it Cathy!
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
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The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Old age isn't for cissies!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
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Old age isn't for cissies!
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Overtaken by events though. There are no disposable plastic bags in Tesco now. You are asked to pay about 30p for a reusable one, or buy your onions individually, and make what arrangements you can to get them home.
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
It's called having a shopping bag......

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The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Old age isn't for cissies!
