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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 26 Jun 2023, 23:52
by Cathy
I like what (they say) Spike Milligan has written on his gravestone - ‘I told you I was sick’.
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 27 Jun 2023, 01:59
by Stanley
Yes Cathy, I think that's true.....
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 27 Jun 2023, 17:24
by Big Kev
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 28 Jun 2023, 02:17
by Stanley
I like it Kev!
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 30 Jun 2023, 04:53
by Stanley
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 30 Jun 2023, 15:44
by Tripps
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 30 Jun 2023, 18:35
by Big Kev
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 01 Jul 2023, 01:58
by Stanley
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 01 Jul 2023, 15:29
by Tizer
Tripps, Re Sconehenge, Mrs Tiz and her sister were in Salisbury a few weeks ago and they saw this shop window...
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 01 Jul 2023, 15:40
by Tripps
Brilliant - no pun - but even better than the scones.
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 02 Jul 2023, 01:57
by Stanley
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 02 Jul 2023, 09:25
by Tizer
More henges...
Mrs Tiz told me about this one at Glastonbury: `Keep it wheel: Carhenge returns to Glastonbury – photo essay'
Guardian
...and when searching google for it I found this one too but in the USA:
Carhenge
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 02 Jul 2023, 09:36
by Tripps
I'd say the fudge was a clear winner. . . .
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 02 Jul 2023, 10:29
by Cathy
Were they Scones, I thought they were Champagne Corks .
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 03 Jul 2023, 02:12
by Stanley
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 06 Jul 2023, 03:47
by Stanley
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 06 Jul 2023, 10:14
by Cathy
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 06 Jul 2023, 10:56
by Big Kev
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 06 Jul 2023, 20:44
by Big Kev
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 07 Jul 2023, 01:53
by Stanley
I like it Cathy!
Kev, why do Wombles spring to mind?
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 08 Jul 2023, 03:54
by Stanley
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 09 Jul 2023, 03:19
by Stanley
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 09 Jul 2023, 06:48
by Cathy
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 09 Jul 2023, 10:52
by Tripps
That could easily be me.
Overtaken by events though. There are no disposable plastic bags in Tesco now. You are asked to pay about 30p for a reusable one, or buy your onions individually, and make what arrangements you can to get them home.
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 10 Jul 2023, 02:33
by Stanley
It's called having a shopping bag......
