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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 25 Aug 2023, 08:33
by Big Kev
Putin on the Ritz :biggrin2:

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 25 Aug 2023, 09:32
by Cathy
Yes 😊
Putting on the Ritz.

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 25 Aug 2023, 15:15
by Big Kev
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 26 Aug 2023, 02:29
by Stanley
As good an explanation as any..... :biggrin2:

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 27 Aug 2023, 04:12
by Stanley
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 27 Aug 2023, 04:59
by Cathy
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 27 Aug 2023, 06:28
by Stanley
Witty Cathy! I wouldn't like to have to stop him from doing anything..... :biggrin2:

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 27 Aug 2023, 09:32
by PanBiker
Eric the half a bee! Always look on the bright side of life. :extrawink:

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 28 Aug 2023, 02:09
by Stanley
Sorry, once again, I need that explaining to me! (Sorry Ian.... :biggrin2: )

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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 28 Aug 2023, 09:00
by PanBiker
Eric Idle, Monty Python lyricist extraordinare

A B C D E F G, Eric the half a bee......

When your chewing on life's gristle, give a little whistle.....

Just a couple of examples. :extrawink:

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 29 Aug 2023, 02:27
by Stanley
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 30 Aug 2023, 03:21
by Stanley
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 30 Aug 2023, 05:21
by Cathy
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For all you Oldies 😂

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 30 Aug 2023, 06:32
by Stanley
I recognise it all too well Cathy.... :biggrin2:

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 30 Aug 2023, 18:59
by Big Kev
I've just finished reading a book called How to Survive Falling Down a Staircase, it was a step by step guide.
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 30 Aug 2023, 19:33
by Tripps
I've just spent two days trying to work out 'Eric the half a bee'. I failed and let Mr Google do the work.

Horses for courses - as has been suggested elsewhere - but it confirms that I have rarely found Monty Python funny - least of all John Cleese. What's funny at all about bullying a 'hapless Spaniard', or beating a car bonnet with a branch of a tree ?

Don't tell me Bob Dylan is arcane. This is just plain silly. :smile:

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 31 Aug 2023, 01:54
by Stanley
"This is just plain silly."
That's why, if you are wired up a certain way, it is so funny David.....
I didn't get Eric either but haven't bothered to Google it..... :biggrin2:

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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 31 Aug 2023, 06:02
by Cathy
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 31 Aug 2023, 06:22
by Stanley
That's cruel Cathy! ( :biggrin2: )

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 01 Sep 2023, 03:17
by Stanley
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 01 Sep 2023, 13:51
by Big Kev
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 02 Sep 2023, 00:08
by Cathy
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 02 Sep 2023, 01:42
by Stanley
I recognise both of them.... :biggrin2: (But I'm quite enjoying the extra years Kev....)

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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 02 Sep 2023, 12:43
by Big Kev
You'd need to be very careful answering the phone if you worked there :biggrin2:
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 03 Sep 2023, 02:21
by Stanley
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