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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 12 Sep 2023, 12:53
by Big Kev
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 12 Sep 2023, 13:45
by Cathy
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 13 Sep 2023, 02:02
by Stanley
I used to find that a thick book with a hard cover had the same effect....

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 13 Sep 2023, 12:28
by Cathy
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Apparently the same restaurant has also had their sign saying
Bring girlfriend, get free rice
Bring wife, get free wine
Bring both, get free dinner

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 14 Sep 2023, 02:41
by Stanley
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 15 Sep 2023, 03:37
by Stanley
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 15 Sep 2023, 10:38
by Cathy
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 15 Sep 2023, 10:44
by Big Kev
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 15 Sep 2023, 12:36
by Big Kev
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 15 Sep 2023, 17:23
by PostmanPete
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 16 Sep 2023, 02:10
by Stanley
Gruesome but funny....

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 16 Sep 2023, 08:12
by Big Kev
Rare photo of Leonardo da Vinci with Mona Lisa, taken in 1504.
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 16 Sep 2023, 08:50
by Cathy
Photo in 1504 ?

I’d say no.
Is that the joke?
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 17 Sep 2023, 02:55
by Stanley
I'm puzzled as well Cathy.....

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 17 Sep 2023, 08:43
by Cathy
Can I Be Cheeky? This caught my attention.
Couldn’t resist
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 17 Sep 2023, 09:04
by Tizer
That's a gem Cathy. I've copied it to my sister-in-law, it suits her sense of humour!

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 17 Sep 2023, 11:48
by Big Kev
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 17 Sep 2023, 12:12
by Tripps
Big Kev wrote: ↑17 Sep 2023, 11:48
I think my Mona Lisa 'photograph' went above a few heads
Then again, as Abraham Lincoln was later quoted as saying,
"Don't believe everything you read on the Internet just because there's a picture with a quote next to it."
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 17 Sep 2023, 13:34
by Big Kev
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 17 Sep 2023, 13:35
by Big Kev
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 18 Sep 2023, 02:51
by Stanley
Problem is that litigation is so popular these days that it's difficult to tell if that item is taking the mickey or deadly serious.....
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 18 Sep 2023, 16:54
by Big Kev
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 19 Sep 2023, 02:53
by Stanley
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 19 Sep 2023, 06:18
by Cathy
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 19 Sep 2023, 06:21
by Stanley

.... Witty Cathy!