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I love Stanley's pic of the Sunak train crash in Manchester! Is it a bit of photo editing by Big Kev?
Cathy, thanks for drawing my attention to it. I almost passed it by until your comment made me look again! :smile:
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Tizer wrote: ↑05 Oct 2023, 09:13 I love Stanley's pic of the Sunak train crash in Manchester! Is it a bit of photo editing by Big Kev?
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I had to look twice Peter when I found it.......

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I was watching an Australian cooking show, and one of the contestants made meringue. The audience cheered. Which is weird, because Australians usually boomerang.
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Whoop, Whoop! Dad joke alert! (But very funny Kev!)
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Very witty!

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Tizer… this joke is in response to your last post on What Attracted Your Attention
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Very true Cathy...... :biggrin2:
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Haha, you're spot on with that cartoon Cathy! :laugh5:
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Tizer wrote: ↑06 Oct 2023, 15:35 Whoop, Whoop! Dad joke alert! (But very funny Kev!)
There's more...

There was a letter on my doormat, it said do not bend on the envelope. I stood there for ages wondering how to pick it up.
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I tried donating blood today... NEVER AGAIN!!!

Too many questions. Like, "Who's blood is this?", "How did you get it?" "Why is it in a bucket?"
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Where do you get them from Kev.....
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Could be Cathy..... :good:
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You must have missed this from last week :biggrin2:

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Easily done, they come so fast. I like the trail guide joke Kev.... :biggrin2:

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Big Kev wrote: ↑10 Oct 2023, 22:38 You must have missed this from last week :biggrin2:
Quite right, Kev. I was in St Ives, Cornwall, enjoying the 50+mph winds of Storm Agnes! :smile:
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Tizer wrote: ↑11 Oct 2023, 08:48
Big Kev wrote: ↑10 Oct 2023, 22:38 You must have missed this from last week :biggrin2:
Quite right, Kev. I was in St Ives, Cornwall, enjoying the 50+mph winds of Storm Agnes! :smile:
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I can do this, my grandchildren tell me I'm old :biggrin2:
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I've been able to do that since I was 40! :biggrin2:

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