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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 05 Oct 2023, 05:06
by Stanley
:biggrin2: :good:

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 05 Oct 2023, 09:13
by Tizer
I love Stanley's pic of the Sunak train crash in Manchester! Is it a bit of photo editing by Big Kev?
Cathy, thanks for drawing my attention to it. I almost passed it by until your comment made me look again! :smile:

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 05 Oct 2023, 11:37
by Big Kev
Tizer wrote: ↑05 Oct 2023, 09:13 I love Stanley's pic of the Sunak train crash in Manchester! Is it a bit of photo editing by Big Kev?
Not me guv'nor

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 06 Oct 2023, 03:40
by Stanley
I had to look twice Peter when I found it.......

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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 06 Oct 2023, 15:00
by Big Kev
I was watching an Australian cooking show, and one of the contestants made meringue. The audience cheered. Which is weird, because Australians usually boomerang.

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 06 Oct 2023, 15:35
by Tizer
Whoop, Whoop! Dad joke alert! (But very funny Kev!)

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 07 Oct 2023, 02:25
by Stanley
Very witty!

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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 07 Oct 2023, 03:59
by Cathy
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Tizer… this joke is in response to your last post on What Attracted Your Attention
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 07 Oct 2023, 04:04
by Stanley
Very true Cathy...... :biggrin2:

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 07 Oct 2023, 08:46
by Tizer
Haha, you're spot on with that cartoon Cathy! :laugh5:

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 07 Oct 2023, 12:06
by Big Kev
Tizer wrote: ↑06 Oct 2023, 15:35 Whoop, Whoop! Dad joke alert! (But very funny Kev!)
There's more...

There was a letter on my doormat, it said do not bend on the envelope. I stood there for ages wondering how to pick it up.

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 07 Oct 2023, 22:01
by MickBrett
I tried donating blood today... NEVER AGAIN!!!

Too many questions. Like, "Who's blood is this?", "How did you get it?" "Why is it in a bucket?"

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 08 Oct 2023, 01:58
by Stanley
Where do you get them from Kev.....
Morning Mick!

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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 09 Oct 2023, 03:51
by Stanley
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 10 Oct 2023, 03:29
by Stanley
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 10 Oct 2023, 05:25
by Cathy
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Quite clever to put that together 😊

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 10 Oct 2023, 05:47
by Stanley
Could be Cathy..... :good:

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 10 Oct 2023, 13:37
by Big Kev
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 10 Oct 2023, 15:40
by Tizer
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 10 Oct 2023, 22:38
by Big Kev
You must have missed this from last week :biggrin2:

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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 11 Oct 2023, 02:34
by Stanley
Easily done, they come so fast. I like the trail guide joke Kev.... :biggrin2:

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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 11 Oct 2023, 08:48
by Tizer
Big Kev wrote: ↑10 Oct 2023, 22:38 You must have missed this from last week :biggrin2:
Quite right, Kev. I was in St Ives, Cornwall, enjoying the 50+mph winds of Storm Agnes! :smile:

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 11 Oct 2023, 08:57
by Big Kev
Tizer wrote: ↑11 Oct 2023, 08:48
Big Kev wrote: ↑10 Oct 2023, 22:38 You must have missed this from last week :biggrin2:
Quite right, Kev. I was in St Ives, Cornwall, enjoying the 50+mph winds of Storm Agnes! :smile:
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 11 Oct 2023, 16:34
by Big Kev
I can do this, my grandchildren tell me I'm old :biggrin2:
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 12 Oct 2023, 02:04
by Stanley
I've been able to do that since I was 40! :biggrin2:

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