Old fashioned clean jokes

Cathy · Post by **Cathy** » 23 Oct 2023, 04:55

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What the??

Post by **Stanley** » 23 Oct 2023, 04:58

Morning Cathy!
I agree. Common sense seems to have gone out of the window..... Or maybe it's just a very peculiar sense of humour.

Cathy · Post by **Cathy** » 23 Oct 2023, 08:34

Here’s another one
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Post by **Stanley** » 24 Oct 2023, 03:02

I suppose it made sense to someone.

Post by **Tizer** » 24 Oct 2023, 08:52

That reminds me of when we moved to Buckinghamshire and my parents came on their first visit. My dad saw the newsagents and he picked up a copy of the Bucks Free Press and walked out without paying for it. He genuinely thought it was free in the sense of no payment required. That was the newspaper that Terry Pratchett worked for when he left school and I'm sure he would have applauded my dad!

Post by **Stanley** » 25 Oct 2023, 02:38

I think your Dad would have had a case under the Trade Descriptions Act!

Cathy · Post by **Cathy** » 25 Oct 2023, 10:17

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Cathy · Post by **Cathy** » 27 Oct 2023, 10:16

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I like this nurses sense of humour

Post by **Big Kev** » 27 Oct 2023, 10:21

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Post by **Stanley** » 28 Oct 2023, 01:49

I like the cardiac nurse one Cathy....

Kev, that is so true, particularly the oven. I used to have an electronic digital watch that played 'The Yellow Rose of Texas' if you tried to alter the time. In the end I gave up trying!

Post by **Stanley** » 29 Oct 2023, 04:45

Cathy · Post by **Cathy** » 29 Oct 2023, 04:48

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How did they know?

Post by **Tizer** » 29 Oct 2023, 14:19

I wonder if our former OG member Bradders still has the car with the stuck time zone and cheers every time it coincides with the correct time?

I've just read a letter in today's Times about local borders. The writer said that in the 1950s a part of Lancashire was made Greater Manchester and the locals referred to it as `Lancastration'.

Post by **Tripps** » 29 Oct 2023, 14:25

Tizer wrote: ↑29 Oct 2023, 14:19 wonder if our former OG member Bradders still has the car with the stuck time zone and cheers every time it coincides with the correct time?

Unlikely I'd say since he died some while ago.

Post by **Stanley** » 30 Oct 2023, 03:18

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Cathy · Post by **Cathy** » 31 Oct 2023, 05:30

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I actually think that most of us will start singing this song…

Yeah?

Post by **Stanley** » 31 Oct 2023, 05:47

"clowns to the left of me and jokers to the right"
Stuck in the middle with you.....

Cathy · Post by **Cathy** » 31 Oct 2023, 08:15

Stealers Wheels - Stuck In The Middle With You
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Post by **Big Kev** » 31 Oct 2023, 13:35

I've been humming that all morning

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