OneGuyFromBarlick

I guess these are the rooms with the free bedbugs?

The reference to Bojo as a "trolley" by Dominic Cummings yesterday, reminded me of the joke told by the Vice Chancellor at my big lad's graduation.That was a worryingly long time ago.

What;s the difference between a University Vice Chancellor and a shopping trolley? .

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The other lad had Alan Titchmarsh, who told the tale of an overheard conversation about himself - with perhaps a Yorkshire flavour?

Thanks to all of you, I thought they were all funny! The one where the bloke is on the porch reminded me of something I saw yesterday. Police were called to the house of a man who was repairing his car outside while someone in the house screamed that they were locked up and wanted to be let out. The man went in the house and brought out his 40 year old Parrot who was the culprit.

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That's a true story Cathy

Very true Kev. (I can say from experience though that it's easier to stop smoking than to eat less.....)

Check the dog. Haha

I missed this one last week, engineers adjusting Stonehenge for daylight saving

Yes, I've seen that done!

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Oh Dear Cathy.....

The final domesticated Scottish haggis herd to ever exist was raised in the town of Selkirk, nestled in the Scottish Borders.

I like it Kev.....