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Post by PanBiker » 29 Nov 2023, 10:54

Bang on Cathy.

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Post by Tripps » 03 Dec 2023, 21:51

Not sure I told you - but during Lockdown I met God walking on the Yorkshire Moors.

I asked him what he was doing there and he told me:

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Post by Cathy » 03 Dec 2023, 22:30

Makes sense

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Post by Stanley » 04 Dec 2023, 02:36

Of course......

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Post by Stanley » 07 Dec 2023, 03:31

Unfortunately David that could very well happen in some cases....

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