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Sorry Cathy, I don't get it!

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The Christmas Trees are playing cards, when they lose they have to give up a decoration. The one with 2 stars on its top is winning. :smile:
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Thanks Cathy, I would not have got that......
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:good:
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Is that a joke?

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Stanley wrote: ↑11 Dec 2023, 03:26 Is that a joke?
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I get that one.... :biggrin2:

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I got that one Cathy...... :biggrin2:
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Ronald Reagan had quite a gift for jokes. :smile:

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:biggrin2: I like that.
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Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says, 'Dam!'
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I'll see your 'dad' joke and raise you this one.

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Kev, there is a no doubt apocryphal story that Sir Adrian Boult once asked the lady cello player to "Please ride side saddle".

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😂. Love this one.
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Too small for me to read Cathy......
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I got that one Cathy! :biggrin2:
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Stanley, I had to expand your last joke , have my glasses on and use my magnifying glass.
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