OneGuyFromBarlick

Yes! I like that one.....

Big Kev wrote: ↑12 Dec 2023, 18:08 I'll see your 'dad' joke and raise you this one.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

I got that one as well Peter. I wonder whether I am improving?

I recently ordered pelican at a restaurant for the first time. It was pretty good, but the bill was enormous!

Oh Dear Mick......

This is from Patrick Kidd in last Saturday's Times Diary...
In tributes to the late Glenys Kinnock in the Welsh Senedd, Baroness Morgan of Ely spoke of the MEP being told by an air hostess that she was being flown by an all-female crew, including the captain. "That's marvellous," Kinnock said. Can I come into the cockpit to say hello?" She got a funny look. "Oh, Mrs Kinnock," the hostess answered. "We don't call it the cockpit anymore."

I suppose the use of the word 'joystick' would get the same funny look....

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Very good Cathy!
Dad joke time...
A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

Oh Dear Peter!

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Yes, I got that one.....
In case anyone is struggling with my cartoon this morning the Daily Express headline about Baroness Mone today is that like Prince Andrew, her TV interview with Laura Kuenssberg could be described as 'car crash'.

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I got that one Cathy!