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I need that one explaining to me Peter..... :biggrin2:

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Stanley wrote: ↑20 Jan 2024, 04:00 I need that one explaining to me Peter..... :biggrin2:
Pick any of the words and put them into Google Translate: LINK :smile:
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I couldn't make it work Peter..... I failed miserably! :biggrin2:

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Wasn't really sure where to put this but here is as good as any
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Big Kev wrote: ↑23 Jan 2024, 12:02 Wasn't really sure where to put this but here is as good as any
Here is perfect - brilliant. . . :good:
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David is right, both are brilliant! :biggrin2: :good:

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I thought I'd got my call up papers when a big official looking letter arrived addressed to me and with Royal Air force in big red letters on the front. I'd requested my father's military record from them several months earlier and forgotten about it.
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