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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 18 Jan 2024, 12:26
by Tizer
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 18 Jan 2024, 13:42
by Big Kev
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 18 Jan 2024, 20:48
by Big Kev
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 18 Jan 2024, 23:49
by Cathy
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 19 Jan 2024, 02:37
by Stanley
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 19 Jan 2024, 09:31
by Tizer
I bought a new electric car but I'm disappointed. They promised it would be wonderful but when I fully charge the battery I only get about 20 miles and it pings at me and says the battery is nearly empty. The garage claims there's nothing wrong with it. It's a Japanese model called a Fujitsu Usohaki. There are other models in the range called Tekiya, Gikunshi, Ese-sha, Gishลsha.
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 20 Jan 2024, 04:00
by Stanley
I need that one explaining to me Peter.....

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 20 Jan 2024, 09:43
by Tizer
Stanley wrote: โ20 Jan 2024, 04:00
I need that one explaining to me Peter.....
Pick any of the words and put them into Google Translate:
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 21 Jan 2024, 03:37
by Stanley
I couldn't make it work Peter..... I failed miserably!

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 21 Jan 2024, 07:47
by Cathy
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 21 Jan 2024, 07:49
by Stanley
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 21 Jan 2024, 08:14
by Big Kev
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 21 Jan 2024, 15:30
by Tizer
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 21 Jan 2024, 16:49
by Big Kev
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 21 Jan 2024, 17:44
by Big Kev
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 22 Jan 2024, 03:06
by Stanley
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 23 Jan 2024, 04:48
by Stanley
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 23 Jan 2024, 10:53
by Tizer
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 23 Jan 2024, 12:02
by Big Kev
Wasn't really sure where to put this but here is as good as any
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 23 Jan 2024, 12:33
by Tripps
Big Kev wrote: โ23 Jan 2024, 12:02
Wasn't really sure where to put this but here is as good as any
Here is perfect - brilliant. . .

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 24 Jan 2024, 04:11
by Stanley
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 24 Jan 2024, 04:58
by Cathy
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 24 Jan 2024, 06:02
by Stanley
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 25 Jan 2024, 03:49
by Stanley
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 25 Jan 2024, 10:05
by Tizer
I thought I'd got my call up papers when a big official looking letter arrived addressed to me and with Royal Air force in big red letters on the front. I'd requested my father's military record from them several months earlier and forgotten about it.
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