OneGuyFromBarlick

I recognise that one Cathy....

A friend of mine bought his wife a fur coat made from 4000 hamster skins. He then took her to Blackpool and couldn't get her off the big wheel for two days.

Oh dear.....

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Very witty! I wonder if it was good cheese?

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My wife yelled from upstairs and asked: "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone's got a voodoo doll of you and they're stabbing it?"

I replied: "No."

She responded:

Cathy, those two don't get on very well do they........

A Yorkshireman's dog dies and as it was a favourite pet he decides to have a gold statue made by a jeweller to remember the dog by.

Yorkshireman: "Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog?"

Jeweller: "Do you want it 18 carat?"

Yorkshireman: "No I want it chewin' a bone yer daft bugger!"