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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 09 Feb 2024, 05:47
by Stanley
I recognise that one Cathy....

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 10 Feb 2024, 04:37
by Stanley
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 11 Feb 2024, 04:09
by Stanley
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 12 Feb 2024, 03:39
by Stanley
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 12 Feb 2024, 09:13
by Big Kev
A friend of mine bought his wife a fur coat made from 4000 hamster skins. He then took her to Blackpool and couldn't get her off the big wheel for two days.

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 13 Feb 2024, 04:04
by Stanley
Oh dear.....

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 14 Feb 2024, 04:46
by Stanley
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 14 Feb 2024, 05:33
by Cathy
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 15 Feb 2024, 03:58
by Stanley
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 16 Feb 2024, 04:48
by Stanley
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 16 Feb 2024, 12:40
by Cathy
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 17 Feb 2024, 03:55
by Stanley
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 18 Feb 2024, 04:13
by Stanley
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 18 Feb 2024, 05:04
by Cathy
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 18 Feb 2024, 15:23
by Tripps
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 18 Feb 2024, 15:26
by Big Kev
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 19 Feb 2024, 02:41
by Stanley
Very witty! I wonder if it was good cheese?

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 20 Feb 2024, 04:59
by Stanley
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 21 Feb 2024, 03:44
by Stanley
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 21 Feb 2024, 08:26
by Cathy
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 21 Feb 2024, 11:48
by Tripps
My wife yelled from upstairs and asked: "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone's got a voodoo doll of you and they're stabbing it?"
I replied: "No."
She responded:
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"How about now?"
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 21 Feb 2024, 23:17
by Cathy
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 22 Feb 2024, 02:59
by Stanley
Cathy, those two don't get on very well do they........

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 22 Feb 2024, 11:19
by Big Kev
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 22 Feb 2024, 17:11
by Big Kev
A Yorkshireman's dog dies and as it was a favourite pet he decides to have a gold statue made by a jeweller to remember the dog by.
Yorkshireman: "Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog?"
Jeweller: "Do you want it 18 carat?"
Yorkshireman: "No I want it chewin' a bone yer daft bugger!"