OneGuyFromBarlick

Dare I?… Oh go on
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Couldn’t resist

Edinburgh fringe jokes 2024...

Olaf Falafel: My desire to spontaneously sing The Lion Sleeps Tonight is always just a whim away.

Jack Skipper: I failed RE. Couldn’t believe it when I found out. I was like: “Oh Jason Christ!”

Zoë Coombs Marr: My girlfriend told me she’s never seen Hitchcock’s Gaslight. I told her: “Yeah you have … we watched it together.”

Eleanor Morton: How do you know that Edinburgh is the most haunted city in the UK? You measure it with a spirit level.

Amy Mason: I recently read 10% of sheep are gay – turns out there’s nowt so queer as flock.

Raul Kohli: My aunty is Indian, German and a terrible human being. She’s the curry wurst.

Louise Atkinson: I call myself the Yorkshire Shakira; her hips don’t lie, and mine don’t faff about.

Abby Wambaugh: Cabinets: what are they hiding? Tables: are they really furniture – or just more floor on stilts?

Demi Adejuyigbe: I don’t like when a casino says: “House rules.” It got a little boring for me in the last season.

Chris Turner: The Romans invented Vaseline. Or was it Ancient Grease?

Makes you wonder where they get them from......

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Morning Cathy! That was witty!

Oh dear…
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(Would love to know the story behind that.)

These things happen!

When I listed the `Fringe' jokes above I forgot to mention Patrick Kidd's favourite...
`I took out a loan to pay for an exorcism. If I don't pay it back I'll get repossessed.'

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That is nothing to laugh about Cathy!

A witty pun about a sailing trip has been named the funniest joke at this year's Edinburgh Festival Fringe.
Comedian Mark Simmons was voted the winner with his gag: "I was going to sail around the globe in the world’s smallest ship but I bottled it.”

Gloria wrote: ↑19 Aug 2024, 09:49 A witty pun about a sailing trip has been named the funniest joke at this year's Edinburgh Festival Fringe.
Comedian Mark Simmons was voted the winner with his gag: "I was going to sail around the globe in the world’s smallest ship but I bottled it.”

I do love a one-liner

Purely personal - but I don't think they've got close to the one a few years back -

"I've just been on the holiday of a lifetime - never again!

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