Old fashioned clean jokes

[Big Kev]

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[Stanley]

[Stanley]

[Cathy]

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[Stanley]

Oh dear!

[Tizer]

Morecambe and Wise? No, Trumpster and the Wizard of Oz? No...aaah, it's The President_Elect of the United States of America and Mehmet Oz, the wizard picked by Trump to run the powerful agency that oversees the healthcare of more than 150 million Americans as leader of the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Service. (After he appeared in dozens of Oprah Winfrey shows he started The Dr Oz Show, where he doled out health advice to viewers.)

[Big Kev]

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[Stanley]

Peter, I take your point but it's more of a disaster than a joke. Do you remember we used to say "You couldn't make it up"? That's redundant in this case.
Cathy, sorry I need that explaining to me. I suspect I am a cultural reference short!

[Cathy]

I know , hehe. But Big Kev will explain it .

[Big Kev]

Hopefully this will do the job.

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[Stanley]

Ah.... Thanks Kev, completely outside my frame of reference....

[Tizer]

Stanley, didn't you get them in your Xmas stocking when you were a kid? Or put them in your own kids' Xmas stockings? They were not as bright and less variety but you just stuck them in a potato and enjoyed the fun! Cheap and cheerful!

[Stanley]

Peter, I am so old that they didn't exist when I was getting Xmas stockings....

[Cathy]

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[Stanley]

Isn't this a repeat Cathy?

[Cathy]

Something similar I think . I’m pretty sure this is the Original, before copycats got hold of it.

[Stanley]

Have a look at your post of November 16th Cathy......

[Cathy]

Oops. Is this what is known as a senior moment

[Stanley]

[Stanley]

[Cathy]

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My kind of sign…

[Stanley]

Do you know why the Lone Ranger shot Tonto?
He found out what Kimosabe meant....

[Stanley]

[Stanley]

[Big Kev]

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