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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 15 Feb 2025, 11:32
by Cathy
Daffy (with the help of her granddaughter ) helped many of us thru the dark days of COVID during Lockdown , and beyond. Just doing everyday things ( lots of laughs) and telling us wonderful stories about her life experiences.
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 16 Feb 2025, 03:26
by Stanley
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 16 Feb 2025, 10:53
by Tizer
Cathy, American Democrats should inscribe that on the front door of the White House...and we should paint it on the white cliffs of Dover. (I'm not against immigration but draw the line at those people.)
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 16 Feb 2025, 17:16
by Big Kev
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 17 Feb 2025, 02:51
by Stanley
I should think so too.... !
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 17 Feb 2025, 13:21
by Cathy
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 17 Feb 2025, 16:03
by Tizer
I hope I don't get into trouble for this but in my defence I wish to point out that it was my sister-in-law who sent it to me..
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 18 Feb 2025, 03:33
by Stanley
Cathy..... Very clever!
Peter.... your sister in law is sailing on thin ice!
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 18 Feb 2025, 06:37
by Big Kev
Both of those
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 18 Feb 2025, 06:39
by Big Kev
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 18 Feb 2025, 06:53
by Stanley
Has David already posted that one? It looks familiar. It's still funny though.....
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 18 Feb 2025, 07:15
by Big Kev
Stanley wrote: ↑18 Feb 2025, 06:53
Has David already posted that one? It looks familiar. It's still funny though.....
Very possibly, I must have missed it. I've not been at my best
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 18 Feb 2025, 07:32
by Stanley
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 18 Feb 2025, 11:20
by Tizer
Big Kev wrote: ↑18 Feb 2025, 07:15
I've not been at my best
Kev, that reminds me of the joke about the elephant and the mouse.
Mouse to elephant: My goodness, you're very big!
Elephant: And you're very, very small.
Mouse: But I've not been well recently...
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 18 Feb 2025, 13:24
by Tripps
Speaking of jokes about elephants - I saw in Chinatyke's posts last week that his (Chinese) wife told him that their comparison between China and UK was similar to that between an elephant and a monkey.
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 18 Feb 2025, 13:25
by Big Kev
Tizer wrote: ↑18 Feb 2025, 11:20
Big Kev wrote: ↑18 Feb 2025, 07:15
I've not been at my best
Kev, that reminds me of the joke about the elephant and the mouse.
Mouse to elephant: My goodness, you're very big!
Elephant: And you're very, very small.
Mouse: But I've not been well recently...
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 18 Feb 2025, 13:25
by Big Kev
Tripps wrote: ↑18 Feb 2025, 13:24
Speaking of jokes about elephamts - I saw in Chinatyke's posts last week that his (Chinese) wife told him that their comparison between China and UK was similar to that between an elephant and a monkey.
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 18 Feb 2025, 15:57
by Big Kev
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 18 Feb 2025, 16:29
by Tizer
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 18 Feb 2025, 20:17
by Big Kev
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 18 Feb 2025, 22:41
by Cathy
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 19 Feb 2025, 03:06
by Stanley
Graham's wife was accurate in her analogy!
Love the internet and blood transfusion jokes.
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 19 Feb 2025, 10:36
by Tizer
A man walks into the pub with a pig under his arm.
The barman says "Bloody Hell...where did you get that!"
The pig says "I won him in a raffle.
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 19 Feb 2025, 10:40
by Cathy
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 20 Feb 2025, 02:53
by Stanley
Undoubtedly true.....
