Old fashioned clean jokes
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Taking my pet sloth for a walk, see you all next week
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
....just.
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Old age isn't for cissies!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Old age isn't for cissies!
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Did you all miss my Bridge Joke? I thought I would get at least a 
from one of you. 
from one of you. 
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
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. I should think so too 
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I think it’s a good-un.
. I should think so too .
I think it’s a good-un.
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Fraid so. Sorry.
Here's another with Chinese characters in it. I know that the second on is actually "Fu" as I have some cuff links with it on, and you will see it somewhere when you next have a Chinese takeaway.
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Born to be mild
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
There was a restaurant in Ilkley owned by a man called Fuk yu too (or something very close to that) and I remember his son being interviewed. He was asked if his father knew the connotations associated with his name but the son said he didn't speak English so they hadn't told him
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
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Old age isn't for cissies!
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
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Old age isn't for cissies!
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
I like it Peter!
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The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Old age isn't for cissies!
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Morning Cathy! 
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Stanley Challenger Graham
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Old age isn't for cissies!
Stanley's View
scg1936 at talktalk.net
"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Old age isn't for cissies!
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Clever!
Nullius in verba: On the word of no one (Motto of the Royal Society)
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
The old ones are definitely the best
"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl."
The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Pagano?"
"Yes, Father, it is."
"And who was the girl you were with?"
"I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."
"Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?"
"I cannot say."
"Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?"
"I'll never tell."
"Was it Nina Capelli?"
"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."
"Was it Cathy Piriano?"
"My lips are sealed."
"Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?"
"Please, Father! I cannot tell you."
The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself."
Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?"
"Four months vacation and five good leads...
"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl."
The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Pagano?"
"Yes, Father, it is."
"And who was the girl you were with?"
"I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."
"Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?"
"I cannot say."
"Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?"
"I'll never tell."
"Was it Nina Capelli?"
"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."
"Was it Cathy Piriano?"
"My lips are sealed."
"Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?"
"Please, Father! I cannot tell you."
The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself."
Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?"
"Four months vacation and five good leads...
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Yes Kev, I like that one! Very clever.
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Old age isn't for cissies!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Old age isn't for cissies!
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
All things considered I think my first shift as an electrical engineer, at Heathrow Airport, went pretty well...
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Old age isn't for cissies!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Old age isn't for cissies!
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Oh dear
Oh dear
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Very Good Cathy!Stanley Challenger Graham
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Old age isn't for cissies!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Old age isn't for cissies!