OneGuyFromBarlick

Taking my pet sloth for a walk, see you all next week

....just.

Did you all miss my Bridge Joke? I thought I would get at least a from one of you.

Cathy wrote: ↑18 Mar 2025, 08:12 Did you all miss my Bridge Joke? I thought I would get at least a from one of you.

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I think it’s a good-un.

Cathy wrote: ↑18 Mar 2025, 08:12 Did you all miss my Bridge Joke? I

Fraid so. Sorry.
Here's another with Chinese characters in it. I know that the second on is actually "Fu" as I have some cuff links with it on, and you will see it somewhere when you next have a Chinese takeaway.

There was a restaurant in Ilkley owned by a man called Fuk yu too (or something very close to that) and I remember his son being interviewed. He was asked if his father knew the connotations associated with his name but the son said he didn't speak English so they hadn't told him

I like it Peter!

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Morning Cathy!

Clever!

The old ones are definitely the best

"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl."
The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Pagano?"
"Yes, Father, it is."
"And who was the girl you were with?"
"I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."
"Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?"
"I cannot say."
"Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?"
"I'll never tell."
"Was it Nina Capelli?"
"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."
"Was it Cathy Piriano?"
"My lips are sealed."
"Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?"
"Please, Father! I cannot tell you."
The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself."
Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?"
"Four months vacation and five good leads...

Yes Kev, I like that one! Very clever.

All things considered I think my first shift as an electrical engineer, at Heathrow Airport, went pretty well...

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Oh dear

Very Good Cathy!