Old fashioned clean jokes

[Stanley]

Cathy.
Little known fact..... Do you know what a printer calls that symbol: '?!' ? Answer, an 'interrobang'.

[Gloria]

My sister-in-law has returned from holiday in Cairo and sent me this photo. Could this be described as their version of an `amphibious vehicle'?



[I uploaded the image in the usual way and pasted its URL as normal between the [img] codes but all I see in the post is `Image'. The photo is in the Other Subjects (Misc) section of the gallery.]

Got the blue question mark in here also?

[Cathy]

Gloria how’s this?
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[Stanley]

Is everyone seeing my images?

[Cathy]

I am

[Stanley]

Thanks Love. I wonder why mine are visible and others not?

[Gloria]

Yes I can see both Cathy’s and Stanley’s.

[Gloria]

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[Cathy]

[Tripps]

A police officer called the station on his radio.
I have an interesting case here.
An old lady shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped.
Have you arrested the woman?

► Show Spoiler

No- not yet - the floor is still wet.

[Stanley]

I like them both.....

[Cathy]

I think this one will pass.
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[Stanley]

That is very good Cathy, made me laugh out loud!

[Big Kev]

My grandfather told me that he saw the Titanic, he warned everyone that it would sink but nobody would listen.

He told people a few more times and then he was kicked out of the cinema.

[Stanley]

[Cathy]

I phoned my boss this morning.
“I’m on the train heading to the south coast now.”
“What?” He answered, sounding a bit annoyed.
“It’s 5 o’clock in the morning! What are you doing on a train?”
“You tell me ,” I replied
“You’re the one who told me to be in Brighton early this morning!”
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[Big Kev]

[Tripps]

Seconded !