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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 29 May 2025, 01:53
by Stanley
Cathy.
Little known fact..... Do you know what a printer calls that symbol: '?!' ? Answer, an 'interrobang'.
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 29 May 2025, 08:00
by Gloria
Tizer wrote: ↑24 May 2025, 15:25
My sister-in-law has returned from holiday in Cairo and sent me this photo. Could this be described as their version of an `amphibious vehicle'?
[I uploaded the image in the usual way and pasted its URL as normal between the [img] codes but all I see in the post is `Image'. The photo is in the Other Subjects (Misc) section of the gallery.]
Got the blue question mark in here also?
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 29 May 2025, 09:30
by Cathy
Gloria how’s this?
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 30 May 2025, 03:12
by Stanley
Is everyone seeing my images?
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 30 May 2025, 05:15
by Cathy
I am
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 30 May 2025, 05:36
by Stanley
Thanks Love. I wonder why mine are visible and others not?
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 30 May 2025, 07:34
by Gloria
Yes I can see both Cathy’s and Stanley’s.
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 30 May 2025, 07:52
by Gloria
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 30 May 2025, 11:42
by Cathy
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 30 May 2025, 22:14
by Tripps
A police officer called the station on his radio.
I have an interesting case here.
An old lady shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped.
Have you arrested the woman?
► Show Spoiler
No- not yet - the floor is still wet.
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 31 May 2025, 01:55
by Stanley
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 01 Jun 2025, 03:13
by Cathy
I think this one will pass.
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 01 Jun 2025, 03:26
by Stanley
That is
very good Cathy, made me laugh out loud!
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 01 Jun 2025, 10:43
by Big Kev
My grandfather told me that he saw the Titanic, he warned everyone that it would sink but nobody would listen.
He told people a few more times and then he was kicked out of the cinema.
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 02 Jun 2025, 03:35
by Stanley
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 02 Jun 2025, 12:15
by Cathy
I phoned my boss this morning.
“I’m on the train heading to the south coast now.”
“What?” He answered, sounding a bit annoyed.
“It’s 5 o’clock in the morning! What are you doing on a train?”
“You tell me ,” I replied
“You’re the one who told me to be in Brighton early this morning!”
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 02 Jun 2025, 12:50
by Big Kev
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 02 Jun 2025, 13:25
by Tripps
Seconded !
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 02 Jun 2025, 18:38
by Gloria
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 03 Jun 2025, 01:35
by Stanley
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 04 Jun 2025, 04:01
by Stanley
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 05 Jun 2025, 02:45
by Stanley
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 05 Jun 2025, 09:51
by Cathy
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Go O A P Power
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 05 Jun 2025, 10:44
by Stanley
Nice one Cathy.....
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 06 Jun 2025, 02:15
by Stanley
