OneGuyFromBarlick

plaques wrote: ↑19 Jul 2022, 08:36 My first week in high fashion hosiery. Clam down its not what you think. For those readers who need bringing up to speed some months ago I was stupid enough to make a hole in my lower leg which then having a mind of its own ballooned up to nearly double its normal size. Although there is still an ongoing debate in the medical circles as to why this happened the nurses at the practical end applied pressure bandages to help the wound heal and get the swelling down. This worked at treat hence the move to a compression stocking or hosiery in more polite circles.
First the detail. The stockings were supplied by Sigvaris, probably a more suitable name would have been Python or Bulldog, their grip and tenacity is ferocious. Supplied with a silk fitting slipper to help in getting the blighters on they are unfortunately too short for those of us with normal size feet in the size 10 to 12 range. Also recommended as an extra to the stockings is an aid much like the section of a plastic drainpipe which as events unfolded became an indispensable bit of kit.
The problem was to get this narrow high tensile stocking over the heal of the foot which is about three times the diameter of the ankle where the measurements for the sock were taken. The first action was to stretch the calf of the sock over the drainpipe until the heal was at the top of the pipe. Then balancing precariously on one leg dip the toe, which is now slightly behind you into the pipe and then thrust downward until the big toe hits the ground. Obviously a second person is required to stop the pipe finishing up in the next room and to stop the sock slithering off to gather up round the instep rather than sliding past the heal. If all goes well and assuming you don't have the flexibility of a contortionist it then becomes their next job to drag it up the leg into place. A pair of Marigold gloves is recommended to grip the python.
The next piece of fun and games is getting the sock off. Unless you have arms like an Orangutan you are left resorting to rolling the sock down then searching for shoehorns and anything else which may help you lever it off. Easiest by far is to get the willing helper to take hold of the cuff and drag it off while securing yourself to a chair to avoid being dragged round the room.

Let this be a warning to those with fat legs who aspire to be catwalk models

Whyperion wrote: ↑19 Jul 2022, 14:18 Have you ever considered submitting this to the Oldie Magazine - you might even get NUJ word rate for it

Tripps wrote: ↑20 Jul 2022, 13:27 Instead, depression may be more strongly equated with negative life events which lower mood, the review found.

Tripps wrote: ↑20 Jul 2022, 13:27 Reported in the Press today - from a scientist

Depression is not a chemical imbalance in the brain and scientists have no idea how antidepressants work, a review by University College London has concluded. Although one in six adults in England are currently prescribed antidepressants – most of which act by maintaining serotonin levels – the new analysis suggests depression is not actually caused by low levels of serotonin.

Instead, depression may be more strongly equated with negative life events which lower mood, the review found.

Since the 1990s, antidepressant use has grown alongside the theory that the drugs establish correct levels of chemicals in the brain but researchers say that is unfounded.

If this is true - and I've really no idea - is it reasonable to ask where was the 'science' when these drugs were introduced? Why was this not spotted during the (presumed) long intensive pre launch testing. These drugs have caused some benefit, but much misery, and made an enormous amount of money for the pharmaceutical industry. Was the science 'settled'?

"Caveat Patiens".

Tripps wrote: ↑20 Jul 2022, 13:27 Reported in the Press today - from a scientist. Depression is not a chemical imbalance in the brain and scientists have no idea how antidepressants work, a review by University College London has concluded. Although one in six adults in England are currently prescribed antidepressants – most of which act by maintaining serotonin levels – the new analysis suggests depression is not actually caused by low levels of serotonin.

Tripps wrote: ↑20 Jul 2022, 13:27 ...where was the 'science' when these drugs [antidepressants] were introduced? Why was this not spotted during the (presumed) long intensive pre launch testing. These drugs have caused some benefit, but much misery, and made an enormous amount of money for the pharmaceutical industry. Was the science 'settled'?

Big Kev wrote: ↑26 Jul 2022, 14:37 My insurance company have booked some physio for me. I think there's a bit of tendon damage in my forearms, particularly the left one. It's not until August 17th so there might be some improvement before then. P says she doesn't need any, she has some big old bruises but otherwise seems OK

Big Kev wrote: ↑02 Aug 2022, 13:38 Running the pipework around the kitchen wasn't such a good idea, pins and needles in my left hand and the muscles are tightening up in my neck and shoulders. I will be resting for a bit. Airbags and car crashes have a lot to answer for.

plaques wrote: ↑03 Aug 2022, 08:21

Big Kev wrote: ↑02 Aug 2022, 13:38 Running the pipework around the kitchen wasn't such a good idea, pins and needles in my left hand and the muscles are tightening up in my neck and shoulders. I will be resting for a bit. Airbags and car crashes have a lot to answer for.

There's not much you can do about it. The only thing is some very light movements that stop it stiffening up altogether. There are some exercises on YouTube with no guarantee they will cure but may help to retain movement. Join the club.

Tripps wrote: ↑10 Aug 2022, 12:46 What's 'vaccine derived polio' ?