OneGuyFromBarlick

He is not so cute.

English longhorn?

Shetland? (This is getting more like geography than bovine genetics!)

Brahman?
(Strike that...just looked them up and they all have hunch-back lumpy bits...)

Sorry nobody has got it yet, he's red Wendy..... And I'll have you know he was a beautiful calf, blond eyelashes any woman would die for!

Red Poll???

The red variety of the Golden Trump?

Galloway?

Gloria a poll doesn't have horns....
I'm surprised nobody has recognised him. He's a Red Devon a lovely animal despite almost dying from Pneumonia shortly after I delivered him to Clynchyard. Last time I visited him I think he was 11 years old. Amazing how some of the beasts I carried stick in my mind.... (LINK)
Next for shaving?

Course it doesn't......I'd be dangerous with a brain

Here's the next puzzle!

Can't tell you my first thoughts (well..ok...it was OMG!)
Is it a Sumo wrestler's costume?

I can see why you suggest that, Maz...but no!

I think it's possibly some sort of tool holder.

Money bag?

Tripps wrote:I think it's possibly some sort of tool holder.

The penny has just dropped, love it!

I thought this would generate some interesting replies! Alas, none of them is correct, but keep on trying.

Radiation shield to protect the nether regions when you're having x-rays.

Thanks for the heads up China! I hadn't twigged until I saw your post. Very clever David.
I like the radiation protection.....

Nothing to do with radiation but the word `protect' is relevant. I'm surprised we haven't heard from Panbiker, he's usually one of the first to reply to Mystery Objects. Has he gone AWOL? And Maz is the only woman to reply so far - but the object is unisex, so it's as relevant to them as to men (although I'll agree it doesn't look very stylish!).

Incontinence trunks for cyclists to protect the saddle from water?

I'm looking but haven't a clue.

Do underwater divers wear them?

A good guess, Cathy, I suppose they could put the weights in that they need to keep themselves underwater. But sorry, wrong answer! China's on the right track with `cyclists' and `protect' - I wonder if he picked up on my clue `I'm surprised we haven't heard from Panbiker'? But now we've heard from him and the clue hasn't worked any better for him too. But no, China, it's not to protect the saddle. I'm probably going to have to give you another clue and if you still don't get it then I'll knock it on the head and give you the answer.

Gel saddle cover but looks a bit big for that.