life in the Outback
Posted: 28 Jan 2014, 17:05
Life in the Outback
COLIN THE ABORIGINE.
A very rich man living in Darwen (AUS) decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all his
buddies and neighbours.
He also invited Colin , the only aborigine in the neighbourhood. He held the party around
the pool in the backyardof his mansion.
Everyone was having a good time drinking,dancing,eating prawns,oysters,from the BBQ and flirting.
At the height of the party,the host said, I have a 15ft man-eating crocobile in my pool and I'll
give a million dollars to anyone who has the balls to jump in.'
The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash and everyone turned
around and saw Colin ih the pool fighting the croc, jabbing the croc in the eyes with his
thumbs,throwing punches,doing all kinds of stuff like head butts and choakholds, biting the
croc on the tail and flipping the croc through the air like some kind of judo insrtuctor.
The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Colin and the croc were sreaming
and raising hell.... Filally Colin strangled the croc and let it float to the top like a dead goldfish.
Colin then slowly climbed out of the pool.
Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.
The host says,'Well, Colini, I reckon I owe you a milllion dollars.'
Nah,you all right boss,I don't want it,' said Colin.
The host said, 'Come on, I insist on giving yoy something. That was amazing. How about a new
Porsche and a Rolexand some stiock options?>
Again, Colin said 'No'.'
Confuse,the rich man asked,'Well Colin' then what do you want?
Colin said, 'I want the b**tard who pushed me in.'
COLIN THE ABORIGINE.
A very rich man living in Darwen (AUS) decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all his
buddies and neighbours.
He also invited Colin , the only aborigine in the neighbourhood. He held the party around
the pool in the backyardof his mansion.
Everyone was having a good time drinking,dancing,eating prawns,oysters,from the BBQ and flirting.
At the height of the party,the host said, I have a 15ft man-eating crocobile in my pool and I'll
give a million dollars to anyone who has the balls to jump in.'
The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash and everyone turned
around and saw Colin ih the pool fighting the croc, jabbing the croc in the eyes with his
thumbs,throwing punches,doing all kinds of stuff like head butts and choakholds, biting the
croc on the tail and flipping the croc through the air like some kind of judo insrtuctor.
The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Colin and the croc were sreaming
and raising hell.... Filally Colin strangled the croc and let it float to the top like a dead goldfish.
Colin then slowly climbed out of the pool.
Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.
The host says,'Well, Colini, I reckon I owe you a milllion dollars.'
Nah,you all right boss,I don't want it,' said Colin.
The host said, 'Come on, I insist on giving yoy something. That was amazing. How about a new
Porsche and a Rolexand some stiock options?>
Again, Colin said 'No'.'
Confuse,the rich man asked,'Well Colin' then what do you want?
Colin said, 'I want the b**tard who pushed me in.'
