OneGuyFromBarlick

A lighthearted daily thought.

I posted the first one in the clean jokes:

Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.

I like that. Even reading it made me smile.

If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.

Never take laxatives and sleeping tablets together.

Might sound simple but think about it...
All that now exists was once imagined.

( or could have been prevented by an ounce of rubber....)

And I thought we might get serious for a moment, silly me.

You only need 2 tools in life - WD40 and duct tape.
If it doesn't move and should, use the WD40.
If it moves and shouldn't, use the duct tape.

Save water and energy, take a bath with a neighbour.

Why don’t women lift the toilet seat up when they've finished?

It saves time, China, because we will be back in 5 mins!

I'll give another irreverent thought tomorrow for those who live in female dominated households!

Men: Avoid arguments with the females about leaving the toilet seat up by using the sink.

...but only if you want to find yourself homeless!

Women who seek equality with men lack ambition.

True
( are you saying we should aim higher than the hand basin? Oh I do enjoy a challenge!)

Source: US Census Bureau, International Database.

Never share a 2-man tent with a vegetarian.

[From personal experience]

At least you can get a bit of air through a canvas tent. I think you would suffer more trying to share an Anderson Shelter!

Marilyn wrote:At least you can get a bit of air through a canvas tent. I think you would suffer more trying to share an Anderson Shelter!

At least you can sleep with your head outside the tent flap, as I did.

Source: Annual statistics, American Cancer Society

At least you can sleep with your head outside the tent flap, as I did.[/quote]

I would have made him sleep with his butt out the tent flap instead.in fact, I would have put a tent peg through his clothing and well into the ground to keep it there.
I once threatened to put my ( then) teenage son out of the car and deposit him beside the road to walk home. He thought it a great joke until I pulled over. We still have a laugh about it today...

Good job I'm not in your homes (or tents...).