Old fashioned clean jokes

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Post by Stanley » 22 May 2020, 02:05

:biggrin2: How true Ken but I have never seen that as a problem....
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Post by Stanley » 23 May 2020, 03:09

So clever.... :biggrin2:
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Not a problem that affects me....
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Post by Stanley » 25 May 2020, 02:49

Trouble is some people live like that!
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Post by Marilyn » 25 May 2020, 23:20

May I borrow your cockroach? :biggrin2:

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Post by Stanley » 26 May 2020, 02:25

Just pray that Mrs P doesn't find one.... :biggrin2:
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Post by Stanley » 27 May 2020, 03:04

:biggrin2: Very clever!
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Post by Marilyn » 27 May 2020, 03:24

Whenever I feel Febby isn’t listening, I often finish my sentence by adding “so I thought I might just toddle off, have a hot bath and slit my wrists then...”

(Usually no response :biggrin2: )

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:biggrin2:
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:good:
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Post by plaques » 27 May 2020, 07:40

Another song quote for Cathy's post.

When she's dressed she's like Mae West, she wears two saucepan lids upon her chest
Fanlight Fanny, the frowsy nightclub queen.

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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Post by Marilyn » 27 May 2020, 08:05

“But you could have heard a pin drop, when Tommy stopped and locked the door “
( love my Kenny)

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