Old fashioned clean jokes
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
What's a life alert button...... ?
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokesu
A Life Alert Button is personal medical alert. They are sometimes worn as watches, but for the elderly they are normally pendants.
Some alert family first, if no answer an Ambulance is automatically called. You probably have them under a different name.
Some alert family first, if no answer an Ambulance is automatically called. You probably have them under a different name.
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
I shall enquire..... Thanks Cathy!
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Dad joke alert...
The large pane of glass fell out of my front window & smashed, I called a glazier & he replaced it. Two days later the glass fell out again so I called the glazier back. While he was replacing the glass again I asked him why my glass keeps falling out he said “its quite common around here it’s down to an animal going round eating the linseed oil in the bonding that holds the glass in place”,
I said “an animal? what kind of animal?”
he said “its a cat..........a putty cat
The large pane of glass fell out of my front window & smashed, I called a glazier & he replaced it. Two days later the glass fell out again so I called the glazier back. While he was replacing the glass again I asked him why my glass keeps falling out he said “its quite common around here it’s down to an animal going round eating the linseed oil in the bonding that holds the glass in place”,
I said “an animal? what kind of animal?”
he said “its a cat..........a putty cat
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Oh dear..... Have you heard the one about the man whose windows fell out because he couldn't tell Stork from Putty?
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The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Stanley did you enquire re Tizers suggestions for Life Alert Buttons?
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Not yet Cathy......
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Stanley Challenger Graham
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
That's a good trick Cathy, worth remembering!
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
A good one Cathy!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Stanley Challenger Graham
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Stanley Challenger Graham
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
You know who you are… hehe
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
I know the feeling Cathy!
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Black humour.......
So is this.....
So is this.....
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Nullius in verba: On the word of no one (Motto of the Royal Society)
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Stanley Challenger Graham
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Very clever Cathy!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
A clip from a BBC News story this morning about powerful rare earth magnets. I guess it was meant to be serious but the man looks like he's spent too much time with his magnets...
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