Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 05 Jul 2022, 14:43
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Old fashioned clean jokes
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 05 Jul 2022, 16:53
It made me smile
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 06 Jul 2022, 22:12
Specs Drugs and Sausage Rolls.
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Posted: 07 Jul 2022, 00:01
Nice one David! 
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 07 Jul 2022, 00:06
Night shift handing over to the early morning shift . . . . . . out.
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 08 Jul 2022, 03:09
Nice one David.....
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 09 Jul 2022, 02:57
Nice one....
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 09 Jul 2022, 09:13
Message from Chequers...
Does anyone want a booking for a wedding party? We've just had a cancellation.
Does anyone want a booking for a wedding party? We've just had a cancellation.
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 09 Jul 2022, 10:29
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 09 Jul 2022, 22:41
Reduced basket at B & Q.
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 10 Jul 2022, 02:20
I like both of those....
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 11 Jul 2022, 02:23
Unfortunately I here that is only too true.....Can you remember when £1 per litre was a shock?
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Posted: 12 Jul 2022, 09:41
Sorry I'm late I missed the
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 22 Jul 2022, 11:48
You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things, like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman. Stuff you pay good
money for later in life. Bob Hope
money for later in life. Bob Hope
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 22 Jul 2022, 15:11
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 22 Jul 2022, 15:12
Jesus was walking through the desert, when he met an old man.
"What brings you to the desert?" asked Jesus.
"I'm looking for my son. I lost him many years ago."
"How did you lose him? What happened?"
"I had one son- not by birth, by a heavenly miracle. He had tremendous struggles with temptation. At one point, he even died, and came back to life!"
Jesus couldn't believe it. Could this really be his father?
"One last question: Are you by any chance a carpenter?"
"I am!"
Jesus rushed forward and embraced the old man.
"Father, it is I! I've missed you!"
The old man smiled.
"I've missed you too, Pinnochio!"
"What brings you to the desert?" asked Jesus.
"I'm looking for my son. I lost him many years ago."
"How did you lose him? What happened?"
"I had one son- not by birth, by a heavenly miracle. He had tremendous struggles with temptation. At one point, he even died, and came back to life!"
Jesus couldn't believe it. Could this really be his father?
"One last question: Are you by any chance a carpenter?"
"I am!"
Jesus rushed forward and embraced the old man.
"Father, it is I! I've missed you!"
The old man smiled.
"I've missed you too, Pinnochio!"
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 22 Jul 2022, 18:03
I got my friend an elephant for his room.
He said thanks.
I said don't mention it.
He said thanks.
I said don't mention it.