This little episode all started with the Tour De France. I like the sport and the views are fantastic. Once a year I have to learn all over again how to switch the Tele on and how to work the recorder. As usual the batteries in the remote were dead. Not one for letting expense get in the way of my pleasure off I went to the £ (pound) shop for my batteries. To my amazement not only was a full card £1 but you got four free.
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At the checkout I asked the young lady that since I only wanted four batteries could I just take the free ones? “It doesn’t work like that” was the reply. Then gave me a sympathetic smile usually reserved for those requiring another shot of medication before they are led back to their dormitories, well what could I say? At least I’d got my batteries.
Back home I found that there was half a suggestion that you could eat them. On the back of the card was written ‘Best before 31-07-2019’ I’d always thought that eating batteries was forboden .
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Not only do they
not make you any brighter but they could actually put your lights out altogether. ‘Best Before’ is a food Standards Agency warning to eat it before the bacteria does. Electrical goods such as batteries should carry an expiration date. Alkaline batteries self degrade through discharge at around 3-5 % a year, so after they have dropped about 21% they have Expired.
The tips here are ‘Nothing is actually free’ and don’t eat batteries.
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