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That's one for Kev Cathy! I like it. :biggrin2:
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Cathy wrote: ↑15 Apr 2020, 06:51 48F7F93B-5651-4AFF-8D31-91B81B3BA07A.jpeg
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Not sure why the Scots get so excited, tasted horrible :-)
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That reminds me of the frequent flier who always carried his own bomb with him.
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Please don’t think me flippant, I’m not, but watching one of our morning shows today, one of the presenters while talking about the pandemic and showbiz personalities, said
‘’Makes you wonder what sort of world we are leaving for Keith Richards, doesn’t it.’’

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Am I right in thinking the Keith Richards is the single songwriter for the Rolling Stones. I don't like the Rolling Stones or the lifestyle they portray. I can understand you having a laugh, rather a bleak outlook isn't it, looking at what's left if they are the only ones who survive.

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Ouch! :smile:
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You really start worrying when you see people spitting on the bags to wet them! :smile:
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Blowing into them opens them up nicely. Licking your fingers is the only way to open dog poo bags......

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The opposite of formaldehyde is casualdejekyl...
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People who clean their own toilets seem to either have better aim or sit down to pee. My mate Joyce who was a cleaner taught her lads to go down on one knee as soon as they were big enough.
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You lot must be trawling some funny sites on the web...... :biggrin2: :good:
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As I was saying......
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:laugh5: Took me two goes to ‘get it’. :laugh5:
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Was it worth the effort?

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Smile while you listen https://www.youtube.com/watch?reload=9&v=4TYueM_mLPw
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