Old fashioned clean jokes
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
I like it Cathy. ![Big Grin :biggrin2:](./images/smilies/board/biggrin.gif)
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Is Raab the new Grayling?
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
That cartoon is too close to the real thing! ![Surprised :surprised:](./images/smilies/surprised.gif)
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Stanley Challenger Graham
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
You put that one on about a week ago, Stanley - are you hinting that we aren't paying enough attention? ![Laugh :laugh5:](./images/smilies/board/icon_lol.gif)
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
O dear! Senior moment Peter! Try this one.
![Image](https://www.oneguyfrombarlick.co.uk/app.php/gallery/image/23321/medium)
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
A cartoon from the Netherlands.....
![Image](https://www.oneguyfrombarlick.co.uk/app.php/gallery/image/23348/medium)
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
A lorry driver stopped at a roadside diner for lunch and ordered a cheeseburger, coffee and a slice of apple pie. As he was about to eat, three bikers walked in. One grabbed the trucker's cheeseburger and took a huge bite from it. The second one drank the trucker's coffee, and the third wolfed down his apple pie. The truck driver didn't say a word as he paid the waitress and left.
As the waitress walked up, one of the motorcyclists growled, "He ain't much of a man, is he?"
"He's not much of a driver, either," the waitress replied. "He just backed his wagon over three motorcycles."
As the waitress walked up, one of the motorcyclists growled, "He ain't much of a man, is he?"
"He's not much of a driver, either," the waitress replied. "He just backed his wagon over three motorcycles."
Stanley Challenger Graham
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
An oldie but a goodie ![😊](//cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/twitter/twemoji@latest/assets/svg/1f60a.svg)
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
That's what I thought Cathy as I posted it!
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The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Scientists have successfully made a car that can run on Parsley.
They are now attempting to make trains that can run on Thyme.
They are now attempting to make trains that can run on Thyme.
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
![Big Grin :biggrin2:](./images/smilies/board/biggrin.gif)
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Stanley Challenger Graham
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
The camera cannot lie - as we used to say . . . .
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Very clever!
Stanley Challenger Graham
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
We also used to say words to the effect that "If my auntie had a beard she'd be my uncle"
I think that needs a bit of a re-think these more enlightened days.![Laugh :laugh5:](./images/smilies/board/icon_lol.gif)
I think that needs a bit of a re-think these more enlightened days.
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Stanley Challenger Graham
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Stanley Challenger Graham
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scg1936 at talktalk.net
"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
That's topical. Apparently truck drivers are going to lose their licences if they damage bridges. It's happening too often now. (That's not a joke, it's news.)
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
I knew this would come in handy. . . .
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My non-working days are Monday - Sunday
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