Old fashioned clean jokes
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
It's usually the trucks that suffer Peter.... Like the one in David's photo.
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Nice one, Tripps!
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
An old couple haven’t been intimate in a long time. The husband has an idea. He takes his chances and climbs into bed butt naked and cuddles up to his wife in an attempt to get things going.
“Why are you naked?” she asks.
“I’m not naked, I’m wearing those special ‘environmentally friendly’ pyjamas, “ he says coyly.
She shudders ...
“You could have at least ironed them.”
“Why are you naked?” she asks.
“I’m not naked, I’m wearing those special ‘environmentally friendly’ pyjamas, “ he says coyly.
She shudders ...
“You could have at least ironed them.”
I know I'm in my own little world, but it's OK... they know me here.
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Oh dear Cathy, that is a terrible image to carry into the day.
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Haha, a bit like a song that you can’t get out of your mind.
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Quite.....
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Stanley Challenger Graham
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Stanley Challenger Graham
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Doctor: With a gut like that, I find it hard to believe that you work-out.
Patient: But I exercise every day!
Doctor: What kind of exercises are you doing?
Patient: Well, I jump to conclusions, push my luck, make mountains out of molehills, bend over backwards, put my foot in my mouth, go over the edge, and beat around the bush.
Patient: But I exercise every day!
Doctor: What kind of exercises are you doing?
Patient: Well, I jump to conclusions, push my luck, make mountains out of molehills, bend over backwards, put my foot in my mouth, go over the edge, and beat around the bush.
I know I'm in my own little world, but it's OK... they know me here.
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Stanley Challenger Graham
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Stanley Challenger Graham
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Stanley Challenger Graham
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Boris Johnson and Joe Biden compete in a leg splaying contest to win two flags and an eco-friendly coffee table....
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Why does Cornwall have to be qualified by 'United Kingdom'? Are we getting into US speak, 'Paris France'?
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Stanley Challenger Graham
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
I was born Male, I identify as Male, but according to
Sainsburys Deluxe Sticky Toffee Pudding, I am actually a family of four.
Sainsburys Deluxe Sticky Toffee Pudding, I am actually a family of four.
Kev
Stylish Fashion Icon.
Stylish Fashion Icon.
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
I know I'm in my own little world, but it's OK... they know me here.
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Yes I recognise that one. Serving sizes are Lilliputian.
Stanley Challenger Graham
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
This is a Bill Bryson quote...
Sign in opticians window: Eyes tested while you wait!
Sign in opticians window: Eyes tested while you wait!
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Stanley Challenger Graham
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Stanley Challenger Graham
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!