Hello this is Christian / Krishna? from Open Reach . We need to tell you that someone has got into your computer who should not be there. We would like to help you. How many computers do you have?
Eleven.
Do you use Apple or Windows?
I'm not sure - is it important?
Which browser do you use?
I've no idea - I just type with the keyboard and stuff happens. It's a lot of fun.
Are you sitting in front of your computer now?
Yes - I rarely leave it.
How do you use your computer?
Oh - I just press the keys and stuff, and sometimes I use a little gadget called a mouse.
Can you type 'Anydesk' into the top line - then we will be able to find out who is on your computer that should not be?
Oh I see - do you mean people such as yourself?
He hung up on me - I'll never know who the cheeky rascals are. . . .
