Old fashioned clean jokes

[Big Kev]

You'll have Roget coming after you for royalties!

He'll have to join the queue, there's no original material here

[Stanley]

[plaques]

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[Stanley]

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[Cathy]

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[Stanley]

Very clever Cathy.....

[plaques]

I like that Cathy.

[Tizer]

Thanks for that Cathy! Is there an equivalent featuring Michaelangelo's David? If not, could Kev create one for us?

[Stanley]

Will this do?

[Stanley]

[plaques]

Love the expression on the dogs face.

[Big Kev]

Grant Schapps has said there could be driverless cars on UK roads as early as next year following the successful trial of a driverless government.

[Stanley]

[Big Kev]

A genie granted me one wish, I said I just wanted to be happy. I now live in a cottage with 6 dwarves and work in a mine.

[Cathy]

[Tizer]

Two good ones, Kev. Keep it up, we need it!

[Big Kev]

Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular.

[Big Kev]

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[Stanley]

Two more good ones.....

[Big Kev]

My sleep was interrupted by my 4 year old son last night so I phoned my mum at 2AM to ask when this behaviour stopped...

[Tripps]

I like the no nonsense coffee guide.

The local Tesco used to have an instore cafe with good value drinks meals and snacks. I used it quite a bit. It was replaced by a branch of Costa which they put upstairs, rather than downstairs near the entrance. Much more expensive, and a poor range of food on offer.

I went up just a couple of times, and ignoring the flowery menu used to ask for a 'cup of coffee please'.