Old fashioned clean jokes

[Tizer]

[Big Kev]

[Stanley]

[Stanley]

[Stanley]

[Tizer]

That's a good `un, Stanley!
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Caption: Altogether now: `We're all going on a Tory Party dream, Tory Party dream, Tory Party dream....'

[Stanley]

[Tizer]

[Stanley]

[Big Kev]

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[Tizer]

...after their meal the two bears sat down for a rest and and to admire the view over the polar sea. Eventually one said to the other `Your stomach keeps making noises but they're not like your usual rumbles' The other bear thought and then said `It sounds more like a ringing sound to me'. `Ah' said the first bear, `I've noticed when we're near humans they often make ringing noises'.

[Big Kev]

[Big Kev]

I did consider putting this in the 'scams' thread but it's that bad it's funny

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[Tizer]

HaHa! I didn't know Liz Truss had Kwasi sending out personal messages - she should have told him to double check before he sent them out.

[Stanley]

Not funny in my case, my British Gas Account is a permanent joke!/scam

[Big Kev]

I was going to tell my joke about herbs and fish but this is neither the thyme nor the plaice.

[Stanley]

[Tizer]

The sailing results are in, GB took gold, USA took silver and Somalia took a middle-aged couple from Weymouth.

[Stanley]

[Tizer]

Note the cigar! Coffey & cigars

[Big Kev]

Environmentalists have criticised the government for employing single use chancellors.

[Big Kev]

The sailing results are in, GB took gold, USA took silver and Somalia took a middle-aged couple from Weymouth.

[Big Kev]

Should we start a Political Jokes thread and keep this one non political?

[Stanley]

Why complicate things.....

[Cathy]

This morning, I read in the newspaper that The Flintstones will no longer be permitted to be aired in Dubai. A spokesperson for the channel was quoted as saying, “A claim was made that people in Dubai would not understand the humour of the show, but we have reports that prove they
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