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Pure schmaltz Ken but nowt wrong with that at Xmas.

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A Dad Joke

My son told me that he doesn’t understand cloning.
I said ‘That makes two of us’

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Clever Cathy. So clever I don't understand it!
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Stanley wrote: ↑27 Dec 2022, 06:07 Clever Cathy. So clever I don't understand it!
Oh Stanley, come on, you know what cloning means! Did you overdo the whisky last night? :laugh5:
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Is that the joke? I dismissed that as being too simple I was looking for a deeper thread!

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Very true......

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Blame the ancient Babylonians, some 4,000yrs ago.
It was their way of keeping in favour with their gods by doing something to better themselves.

And according to Google , these days only 8% of those who make a New Years Resolution, actually sticks to it.
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Include me out..... :biggrin2:

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I was asked to name examples of two crustaceans,

I said....wait for it....

Kings Crustacean and
Charing Crustacean....

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I'll bet Wyatt Earp never forgot his trousers. Can you imagine walking into a cowboy saloon dressed like that! :laugh5:
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(Notice how the sky is brighter on the Starmer side of the image. Is this an indication of bias on the part of the artist?)
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