Old fashioned clean jokes

Post Reply
User avatar
Stanley
Global Moderator
Global Moderator
Posts: 99430
Joined: 23 Jan 2012, 12:01
Location: Barnoldswick. Nearer to Heaven than Gloria.

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Post by Stanley »

Image
Stanley Challenger Graham
Stanley's View
scg1936 at talktalk.net

"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Old age isn't for cissies!
Top
User avatar
Cathy
VIP Member
Posts: 5767
Joined: 24 Jan 2012, 02:24

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Post by Cathy »

3804135C-08EF-4C02-B952-0C823215DF34.png
😂
You do not have the required permissions to view the files attached to this post.
I know I'm in my own little world, but it's OK... they know me here. :)
Top
User avatar
Stanley
Global Moderator
Global Moderator
Posts: 99430
Joined: 23 Jan 2012, 12:01
Location: Barnoldswick. Nearer to Heaven than Gloria.

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Post by Stanley »

:biggrin2: :good:

Image
Stanley Challenger Graham
Stanley's View
scg1936 at talktalk.net

"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Old age isn't for cissies!
Top
User avatar
Stanley
Global Moderator
Global Moderator
Posts: 99430
Joined: 23 Jan 2012, 12:01
Location: Barnoldswick. Nearer to Heaven than Gloria.

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Post by Stanley »

Image
Stanley Challenger Graham
Stanley's View
scg1936 at talktalk.net

"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Old age isn't for cissies!
Top
User avatar
Big Kev
Site Administrator
Site Administrator
Posts: 12364
Joined: 23 Jan 2012, 20:15
Location: Foulridge

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Post by Big Kev »

Just been to the shops and asked if it was OK to pay by card. Shopkeeper said of course, which card do you have?
Six of spades...
Kev

Stylish Fashion Icon.
🍹
Top
User avatar
PanBiker
Site Administrator
Site Administrator
Posts: 17588
Joined: 23 Jan 2012, 13:07
Location: Barnoldswick - In the West Riding of Yorkshire, always was, always will be.

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Post by PanBiker »

Re that excuse for a woman the hoyty toyty one featured in your cartoon Stanley. She also said yesterday that folk who cant make ends meet should work more hours. We should take all her allowances off her and make her dig turnips.
Ian
Top
User avatar
Stanley
Global Moderator
Global Moderator
Posts: 99430
Joined: 23 Jan 2012, 12:01
Location: Barnoldswick. Nearer to Heaven than Gloria.

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Post by Stanley »

I am not arguing with you Ian and have noted her comments about the poor and food banks elsewhere....

Image
Stanley Challenger Graham
Stanley's View
scg1936 at talktalk.net

"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Old age isn't for cissies!
Top
User avatar
Tizer
Global Moderator
Global Moderator
Posts: 19698
Joined: 23 Jan 2012, 19:46
Location: Somerset, UK

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Post by Tizer »

Surely we must be due by now for a U-turn on Brexit and heading back into the EU? :extrawink:
Nullius in verba: On the word of no one (Motto of the Royal Society)
Top
User avatar
Big Kev
Site Administrator
Site Administrator
Posts: 12364
Joined: 23 Jan 2012, 20:15
Location: Foulridge

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Post by Big Kev »

Let's see how this one goes :biggrin2:
FB_IMG_1677444937944.jpg
You do not have the required permissions to view the files attached to this post.
Kev

Stylish Fashion Icon.
🍹
Top
User avatar
plaques
Donor
Posts: 8094
Joined: 23 May 2013, 22:09

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Post by plaques »

Lost me. Thinks?
► Show Spoiler
When I first looked at it I drew a blank. Shut down and put the laptop away. Put the kettle on and it came to me' Back to the laptop only to find that Tripps had beaten me to it.
Last edited by plaques on 27 Feb 2023, 08:22, edited 2 times in total.
Top
User avatar
Tripps
VIP Member
Posts: 9631
Joined: 23 Jan 2012, 14:56

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Post by Tripps »

I really hope it is. . . . :laugh5:

I've got another vesion -but I won't spoil it.
Born to be mild
Sapere Aude
Ego Lego
Preferred pronouns - Thou, Thee, Thy, Thine
My non-working days are Monday - Sunday
Top
User avatar
Stanley
Global Moderator
Global Moderator
Posts: 99430
Joined: 23 Jan 2012, 12:01
Location: Barnoldswick. Nearer to Heaven than Gloria.

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Post by Stanley »

We haven't had a winter yet. And yes Peter, Sunak is doing the U turn as we wait for news. That's why his backbenchers are baying for his blood.

Image
Stanley Challenger Graham
Stanley's View
scg1936 at talktalk.net

"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Old age isn't for cissies!
Top
User avatar
Tizer
Global Moderator
Global Moderator
Posts: 19698
Joined: 23 Jan 2012, 19:46
Location: Somerset, UK

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Post by Tizer »

Tripps wrote: ↑26 Feb 2023, 22:01 I've got another vesion -but I won't spoil it.
Springing a surprise joke on someone perhaps?
Nullius in verba: On the word of no one (Motto of the Royal Society)
Top
User avatar
Big Kev
Site Administrator
Site Administrator
Posts: 12364
Joined: 23 Jan 2012, 20:15
Location: Foulridge

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Post by Big Kev »

plaques wrote: ↑26 Feb 2023, 21:52 Lost me. Thinks?
► Show Spoiler
When I first looked at it I drew a blank. Shut down and put the laptop away. Put the kettle on and it came to me' Back to the laptop only to find that Tripps had beaten me to it.
:biggrin2:
Kev

Stylish Fashion Icon.
🍹
Top
User avatar
Tripps
VIP Member
Posts: 9631
Joined: 23 Jan 2012, 14:56

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Post by Tripps »

This is the version which gave me an advantage. :smile:
Spring.png
You do not have the required permissions to view the files attached to this post.
Born to be mild
Sapere Aude
Ego Lego
Preferred pronouns - Thou, Thee, Thy, Thine
My non-working days are Monday - Sunday
Top
User avatar
Big Kev
Site Administrator
Site Administrator
Posts: 12364
Joined: 23 Jan 2012, 20:15
Location: Foulridge

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Post by Big Kev »

:good:
Kev

Stylish Fashion Icon.
🍹
Top
User avatar
Stanley
Global Moderator
Global Moderator
Posts: 99430
Joined: 23 Jan 2012, 12:01
Location: Barnoldswick. Nearer to Heaven than Gloria.

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Post by Stanley »

Unusual I know but I got it straight away....

Image
Stanley Challenger Graham
Stanley's View
scg1936 at talktalk.net

"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Old age isn't for cissies!
Top
User avatar
Cathy
VIP Member
Posts: 5767
Joined: 24 Jan 2012, 02:24

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Post by Cathy »

:smile:
D8A30CBA-CEF7-44E9-BFD6-1006B25682FF.png
You do not have the required permissions to view the files attached to this post.
I know I'm in my own little world, but it's OK... they know me here. :)
Top
User avatar
Stanley
Global Moderator
Global Moderator
Posts: 99430
Joined: 23 Jan 2012, 12:01
Location: Barnoldswick. Nearer to Heaven than Gloria.

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Post by Stanley »

We almost tripped over each other there Cathy! Morning Love!
Stanley Challenger Graham
Stanley's View
scg1936 at talktalk.net

"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Old age isn't for cissies!
Top
User avatar
MickBrett
Donor
Posts: 556
Joined: 02 Oct 2021, 00:50
Location: Oklahoma

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Post by MickBrett »

The new Roald Dahl book is finally out...

Image
Top
User avatar
Big Kev
Site Administrator
Site Administrator
Posts: 12364
Joined: 23 Jan 2012, 20:15
Location: Foulridge

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Post by Big Kev »

:biggrin2: :good:
Kev

Stylish Fashion Icon.
🍹
Top
User avatar
Big Kev
Site Administrator
Site Administrator
Posts: 12364
Joined: 23 Jan 2012, 20:15
Location: Foulridge

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Post by Big Kev »

IKEA have a name for their checkout staff :biggrin2:
FB_IMG_1677604940154.jpg
You do not have the required permissions to view the files attached to this post.
Kev

Stylish Fashion Icon.
🍹
Top
User avatar
Stanley
Global Moderator
Global Moderator
Posts: 99430
Joined: 23 Jan 2012, 12:01
Location: Barnoldswick. Nearer to Heaven than Gloria.

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Post by Stanley »

I knew a man who taught office administration to young ladies and he always referred to them as his 'slagettes', I never thought it was funny....

Image
Stanley Challenger Graham
Stanley's View
scg1936 at talktalk.net

"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Old age isn't for cissies!
Top
User avatar
Stanley
Global Moderator
Global Moderator
Posts: 99430
Joined: 23 Jan 2012, 12:01
Location: Barnoldswick. Nearer to Heaven than Gloria.

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Post by Stanley »

Image
Stanley Challenger Graham
Stanley's View
scg1936 at talktalk.net

"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Old age isn't for cissies!
Top
User avatar
Cathy
VIP Member
Posts: 5767
Joined: 24 Jan 2012, 02:24

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Post by Cathy »

97993A79-7DAB-49FB-8BE8-06E71767F3E2.png
Oh dear…
You do not have the required permissions to view the files attached to this post.
I know I'm in my own little world, but it's OK... they know me here. :)
Top
Post Reply

Return to “Fun & Jokes”