Old fashioned clean jokes

[Big Kev]

Putin on the Ritz

[Cathy]

Yes
Putting on the Ritz.

[Big Kev]

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[Stanley]

As good an explanation as any.....

[Stanley]

[Cathy]

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[Stanley]

Witty Cathy! I wouldn't like to have to stop him from doing anything.....

[PanBiker]

Eric the half a bee! Always look on the bright side of life.

[Stanley]

Sorry, once again, I need that explaining to me! (Sorry Ian.... )

[PanBiker]

Eric Idle, Monty Python lyricist extraordinare

A B C D E F G, Eric the half a bee......

When your chewing on life's gristle, give a little whistle.....

Just a couple of examples.

[Stanley]

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[Cathy]

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For all you Oldies

[Stanley]

I recognise it all too well Cathy....

[Big Kev]

I've just finished reading a book called How to Survive Falling Down a Staircase, it was a step by step guide.

[Tripps]

I've just spent two days trying to work out 'Eric the half a bee'. I failed and let Mr Google do the work.

Horses for courses - as has been suggested elsewhere - but it confirms that I have rarely found Monty Python funny - least of all John Cleese. What's funny at all about bullying a 'hapless Spaniard', or beating a car bonnet with a branch of a tree ?

Don't tell me Bob Dylan is arcane. This is just plain silly.

[Stanley]

"This is just plain silly."
That's why, if you are wired up a certain way, it is so funny David.....
I didn't get Eric either but haven't bothered to Google it.....

[Cathy]

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[Stanley]

That's cruel Cathy! ( )

[Stanley]

[Big Kev]

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[Cathy]

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[Stanley]

I recognise both of them.... (But I'm quite enjoying the extra years Kev....)

[Big Kev]

You'd need to be very careful answering the phone if you worked there

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[Stanley]