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Old fashioned clean jokes
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
I used to find that a thick book with a hard cover had the same effect.... 
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Old age isn't for cissies!
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Apparently the same restaurant has also had their sign saying
Bring girlfriend, get free rice
Bring wife, get free wine
Bring both, get free dinner
Bring girlfriend, get free rice
Bring wife, get free wine
Bring both, get free dinner
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Stanley Challenger Graham
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scg1936 at talktalk.net
"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Old age isn't for cissies!
Stanley's View
scg1936 at talktalk.net
"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Old age isn't for cissies!
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Stanley Challenger Graham
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scg1936 at talktalk.net
"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Old age isn't for cissies!
Stanley's View
scg1936 at talktalk.net
"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Old age isn't for cissies!
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
"Always carry a large flagon of whisky in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake."
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Gruesome but funny....
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Old age isn't for cissies!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Old age isn't for cissies!
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Rare photo of Leonardo da Vinci with Mona Lisa, taken in 1504.
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Photo in 1504 ? 
I’d say no.
Is that the joke?
I’d say no.Is that the joke?
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
I'm puzzled as well Cathy.....
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Old age isn't for cissies!
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scg1936 at talktalk.net
"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Old age isn't for cissies!
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Can I Be Cheeky? This caught my attention.
Couldn’t resist
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Couldn’t resist
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That's a gem Cathy. I've copied it to my sister-in-law, it suits her sense of humour! 
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Made me smile. I think my Mona Lisa 'photograph' went above a few heads
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Then again, as Abraham Lincoln was later quoted as saying,
"Don't believe everything you read on the Internet just because there's a picture with a quote next to it."
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Problem is that litigation is so popular these days that it's difficult to tell if that item is taking the mickey or deadly serious.....
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Old age isn't for cissies!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Old age isn't for cissies!
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Stanley Challenger Graham
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scg1936 at talktalk.net
"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Old age isn't for cissies!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Old age isn't for cissies!
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
.... Witty Cathy!Stanley Challenger Graham
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scg1936 at talktalk.net
"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Old age isn't for cissies!
Stanley's View
scg1936 at talktalk.net
"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Old age isn't for cissies!