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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Yes! I like that one..... 
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I got that one as well Peter. I wonder whether I am improving?
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Old age isn't for cissies!
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I recently ordered pelican at a restaurant for the first time. It was pretty good, but the bill was enormous!
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Oh Dear Mick......
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Old age isn't for cissies!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Old age isn't for cissies!
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This is from Patrick Kidd in last Saturday's Times Diary...
In tributes to the late Glenys Kinnock in the Welsh Senedd, Baroness Morgan of Ely spoke of the MEP being told by an air hostess that she was being flown by an all-female crew, including the captain. "That's marvellous," Kinnock said. Can I come into the cockpit to say hello?" She got a funny look. "Oh, Mrs Kinnock," the hostess answered. "We don't call it the cockpit anymore."
In tributes to the late Glenys Kinnock in the Welsh Senedd, Baroness Morgan of Ely spoke of the MEP being told by an air hostess that she was being flown by an all-female crew, including the captain. "That's marvellous," Kinnock said. Can I come into the cockpit to say hello?" She got a funny look. "Oh, Mrs Kinnock," the hostess answered. "We don't call it the cockpit anymore."
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I suppose the use of the word 'joystick' would get the same funny look....
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Old age isn't for cissies!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Old age isn't for cissies!
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Very good Cathy!
Dad joke time...
A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
Dad joke time...
A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
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Oh Dear Peter!
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Old age isn't for cissies!
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Yes, I got that one.....
In case anyone is struggling with my cartoon this morning the Daily Express headline about Baroness Mone today is that like Prince Andrew, her TV interview with Laura Kuenssberg could be described as 'car crash'.
In case anyone is struggling with my cartoon this morning the Daily Express headline about Baroness Mone today is that like Prince Andrew, her TV interview with Laura Kuenssberg could be described as 'car crash'.
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Stanley Challenger Graham
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Old age isn't for cissies!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
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Old age isn't for cissies!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
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Old age isn't for cissies!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
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Old age isn't for cissies!
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
I got that one Cathy!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Old age isn't for cissies!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Old age isn't for cissies!