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Clever..... (And true!) :biggrin2:
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I like both of those but particularly the Brexit still life! :good:

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:biggrin2: :good:

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Couldn't agree more Cathy. I always refuse to give them my time, all they are after is free data to add to their archives.....
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Apologies for any offence caused but this made me laugh out loud.
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I understood that one and agree Kev!

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Slinkies are so good!
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Warning, dad joke alert.

When Nelson died he was 5 feet tall. His statue, in Trafalgar Square, is 15 feet tall. That's Horatio of 3 to 1.

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Oh dear!. :biggrin2:

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Archeologists have unearthed a rare pencil, potentially used by William Shakespeare. Experts are unsure if it's 2b or not 2b.
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That's a clever one! :biggrin2:

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