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You two are verging on the surreal..... :biggrin2:

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Have you seen the bit of Obama's DNC speech video where he held out his hands and made a sideways comment about Trump who is always very sensitive about references to size of body parts. The audience loved it! :laugh5:
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Gloria wrote: ↑19 Aug 2024, 09:49 A witty pun about a sailing trip has been named the funniest joke at this year's Edinburgh Festival Fringe.
Comedian Mark Simmons was voted the winner with his gag: "I was going to sail around the globe in the world’s smallest ship but I bottled it.”
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It took me a minute :biggrin2:
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AsI said earlier... surreal! :biggrin2:

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We used to have a lady called Olive Hoyle in Barlick Cathy..... It happens!
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Stanley wrote: ↑24 Aug 2024, 06:18 We used to have a lady called Olive Hoyle in Barlick Cathy..... It happens!
My mum knew a woman during the war who was called Bunny Burrows. :smile:
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Very clever Kev! :laugh5:
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My friend Joe recently went on the Dolly Parton diet.

How did that work out?

It made Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean...
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Uh oh, dad joke! :laugh5:
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Tizer wrote: ↑29 Aug 2024, 15:29 Uh oh, dad joke! :laugh5:
I forgot the warning didn't I? :biggrin2:
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