Old fashioned clean jokes

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Thanks for the jokes you've all been posting while I was on holiday in North Devon with no wi-fi or mobile signal. As usual, whenever I'm away a war starts somewhere in the world but never mind, here's my joke... (Sorry about the poor cropping - probably due to too much alcohol!)

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This chap has quite a good sense of humour -I'd say

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That was before the dementia set in. He was an actor after all! But yes, it's a good one....

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They are supposed to be old fashioned and clean - not unfathomable - though I think I'm nearly there with Sisyphus :laugh5:
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You're right David, we are getting a bit to deep! I shall try to do better.

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:good: :biggrin2:

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