Old fashioned clean jokes

[Cathy]

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[Stanley]

I like it!

[Stanley]

[Stanley]

[Cathy]

.Incoming Dad Joke…
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[Stanley]

Words fail me.....

[Tripps]

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[Big Kev]

[Stanley]

I know that's meant as a joke but it's actual policy with some hospitals.... Remember testing for Covid before entry?

[Stanley]

[Cathy]

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Yaye! Now we know

[Stanley]

Cathy, there's a place in East Yorkshire called Land of Nod.

[Big Kev]

[Tizer]

There are two tiny villages (hamlets) near where we lived in the Somerset Levels, one called Beer and the other called Stout. Some visitors to us from `up North' are known to have made detours because they couldn't resist visiting them. But to their disappointment they don't have pubs!

[Stanley]

[Cathy]

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[Stanley]

I like it Cathy, too true!

[Stanley]

[Cathy]

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If you know Cats, you’ll understand the joke.

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And talking of place names, my daughter has been house/pet sitting in Wiltshire. On her walks she has come across ‘Kent’s Bottom’ and ‘Tiddlywinks’.

[Stanley]

I get it Cathy.....
A friend of mine lived in a small isolated group of houses at the end of a long lane. The developer had called the Hamlet 'Farthings'. (Far Things?)

[Stanley]

[Big Kev]

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[Cathy]

One for Tizer…
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[Stanley]

Clever, I think that's Hydrogen Peroxide.....

[Tizer]

It is - poor man! (Though perhaps Trump or RFK would recommend it as a cure for Covid.)