Old fashioned clean jokes

[Cathy]

Daffy (with the help of her granddaughter ) helped many of us thru the dark days of COVID during Lockdown , and beyond. Just doing everyday things ( lots of laughs) and telling us wonderful stories about her life experiences.

[Stanley]

[Tizer]

Cathy, American Democrats should inscribe that on the front door of the White House...and we should paint it on the white cliffs of Dover. (I'm not against immigration but draw the line at those people.)

[Big Kev]

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[Stanley]

I should think so too.... !

[Cathy]

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[Tizer]

I hope I don't get into trouble for this but in my defence I wish to point out that it was my sister-in-law who sent it to me..

[Stanley]

Cathy..... Very clever!
Peter.... your sister in law is sailing on thin ice!

[Big Kev]

Both of those

[Big Kev]

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[Stanley]

Has David already posted that one? It looks familiar. It's still funny though.....

[Big Kev]

Has David already posted that one? It looks familiar. It's still funny though.....

Very possibly, I must have missed it. I've not been at my best

[Stanley]

[Tizer]

I've not been at my best

Kev, that reminds me of the joke about the elephant and the mouse.
Mouse to elephant: My goodness, you're very big!
Elephant: And you're very, very small.
Mouse: But I've not been well recently...

[Tripps]

Speaking of jokes about elephants - I saw in Chinatyke's posts last week that his (Chinese) wife told him that their comparison between China and UK was similar to that between an elephant and a monkey.

[Big Kev]

I've not been at my best

Kev, that reminds me of the joke about the elephant and the mouse.
Mouse to elephant: My goodness, you're very big!
Elephant: And you're very, very small.
Mouse: But I've not been well recently...

[Big Kev]

Speaking of jokes about elephamts - I saw in Chinatyke's posts last week that his (Chinese) wife told him that their comparison between China and UK was similar to that between an elephant and a monkey.

[Big Kev]

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[Tizer]

[Big Kev]

[Cathy]

[Stanley]

Graham's wife was accurate in her analogy!
Love the internet and blood transfusion jokes.

[Tizer]

A man walks into the pub with a pig under his arm.
The barman says "Bloody Hell...where did you get that!"
The pig says "I won him in a raffle.

[Cathy]

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[Stanley]

Undoubtedly true.....