Old fashioned clean jokes

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That's cruel but very funny Cathy.... :biggrin2: :good:
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Oh dear 😧
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I agree Cathy..... Oh Dear!

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Can you hear the song playing in your head? :biggrin2:
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No..... :biggrin2: I don't know these things but I can see the point of the joke..... :good:
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Kev will know it 😊
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For those who don’t immediately recognise the song, it is called Signs by The Five Man Electrical Band 1971.
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I'll take your word for it Cathy..... :biggrin2:

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Whoever drew that cartoon has evidently tried one.... I have one and have never used it, it is far to uncomfortable!

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My sister-in-law has returned from holiday in Cairo and sent me this photo. Could this be described as their version of an `amphibious vehicle'? :laugh5:

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It's the absence of the wildcard in the SSL certification that is the problem Peter. Seems to be pot luck what displays and what doesn't. BBCode pasted below


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Peter, Please look at Mystery objects and put us out of our misery....

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Panbiker, thanks for the explanation and the link.
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Evening - made an impulse buy in Aldi today , only went in for a wetsuit and a circular saw - ended up coming out with two pints of milk.
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I get that even though I don't shop at Aldi! :biggrin2:

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