
Old fashioned clean jokes
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
That's cruel but very funny Cathy....



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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Old age isn't for cissies!
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Stanley Challenger Graham
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Old age isn't for cissies!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Old age isn't for cissies!
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
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Oh dear
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
I agree Cathy..... Oh Dear!

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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Old age isn't for cissies!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Old age isn't for cissies!
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
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Can you hear the song playing in your head?
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
No.....
I don't know these things but I can see the point of the joke..... 


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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Old age isn't for cissies!
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The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Old age isn't for cissies!
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Kev will know it 
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
For those who don’t immediately recognise the song, it is called Signs by The Five Man Electrical Band 1971.
Look it up on You Tube.
You’ll know it.
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
I'll take your word for it Cathy..... 


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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Stanley Challenger Graham
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Old age isn't for cissies!
Stanley's View
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Old age isn't for cissies!
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
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Ouch
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Whoever drew that cartoon has evidently tried one.... I have one and have never used it, it is far to uncomfortable!

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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Old age isn't for cissies!
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scg1936 at talktalk.net
"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Old age isn't for cissies!
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
My sister-in-law has returned from holiday in Cairo and sent me this photo. Could this be described as their version of an `amphibious vehicle'?

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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
It's the absence of the wildcard in the SSL certification that is the problem Peter. Seems to be pot luck what displays and what doesn't. BBCode pasted below
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Peter, Please look at Mystery objects and put us out of our misery....

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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Old age isn't for cissies!
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scg1936 at talktalk.net
"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Old age isn't for cissies!
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Panbiker, thanks for the explanation and the link.
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Old age isn't for cissies!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Old age isn't for cissies!
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Old age isn't for cissies!
Stanley's View
scg1936 at talktalk.net
"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Old age isn't for cissies!
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Evening - made an impulse buy in Aldi today , only went in for a wetsuit and a circular saw - ended up coming out with two pints of milk.
Born to be mild
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
I get that even though I don't shop at Aldi! 


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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Old age isn't for cissies!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Old age isn't for cissies!
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