Old fashioned clean jokes
- Stanley
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
The old ones are always the best Cathy! 

Stanley Challenger Graham
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Old age isn't for cissies!
Stanley's View
scg1936 at talktalk.net
"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Old age isn't for cissies!
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
This was on the front page of today's Metro newspaper...
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
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“Hello wall.”
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“Hello wall.”
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- Stanley
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Morning Cathy..... You might have to explain that one to me!

Stanley Challenger Graham
Stanley's View
scg1936 at talktalk.net
"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Old age isn't for cissies!
Stanley's View
scg1936 at talktalk.net
"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Old age isn't for cissies!
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Stanley, Pauline Collins has just died, see Obituaries, they are lines from her movie “Shirley Valentine”.
One of her best lines was when she would walk into her kitchen and say “Hello Wall”.
The movie is well worth watching, if you haven’t seen it.
I imagine they will be showing the movie on Tele very soon.
One of her best lines was when she would walk into her kitchen and say “Hello Wall”.
The movie is well worth watching, if you haven’t seen it.
I imagine they will be showing the movie on Tele very soon.
I know I'm in my own little world, but it's OK... they know me here. 
- Stanley
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Thank You Cathy, I had no clue....

Stanley Challenger Graham
Stanley's View
scg1936 at talktalk.net
"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Old age isn't for cissies!
Stanley's View
scg1936 at talktalk.net
"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Old age isn't for cissies!
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
This is a bit misogynistic but it's clever and I hope the ladies will allow it....
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