Old fashioned clean jokes

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The old ones are always the best Cathy! :biggrin2:

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This was on the front page of today's Metro newspaper...
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“Hello wall.” 😊
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Morning Cathy..... You might have to explain that one to me!

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Stanley, Pauline Collins has just died, see Obituaries, they are lines from her movie “Shirley Valentine”.
One of her best lines was when she would walk into her kitchen and say “Hello Wall”.
The movie is well worth watching, if you haven’t seen it.
I imagine they will be showing the movie on Tele very soon.
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Thank You Cathy, I had no clue.... :biggrin2: :good:
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This is a bit misogynistic but it's clever and I hope the ladies will allow it.... :extrawink:
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:laugh5: :laugh5: :laugh5: :laugh5: :laugh5: :laugh5: :laugh5: good one Tiz!
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