Old fashioned clean jokes

Post by **Stanley** » 07 Dec 2025, 00:47

Clever and accurate....

Post by **Stanley** » 08 Dec 2025, 03:10

Cathy · Post by **Cathy** » 08 Dec 2025, 05:33

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Post by **Gloria** » 08 Dec 2025, 08:31

Post by **Big Kev** » 08 Dec 2025, 17:36

Stop it

Post by **Stanley** » 09 Dec 2025, 03:23

Clever play on words Cathy.....

Post by **Gloria** » 09 Dec 2025, 17:39

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Post by **Big Kev** » 09 Dec 2025, 18:06

These are getting worse

Post by **Big Kev** » 09 Dec 2025, 18:12

The baby Jesus was 7 pounds 2 ounces at birth.
This was determined through a weigh in a manger.

Post by **Big Kev** » 09 Dec 2025, 18:21

I bought my wife a wooden leg for Christmas. It's not her main present, just a stocking filler.

Post by **Gloria** » 09 Dec 2025, 19:24

And I thought mine was bad.

Post by **Stanley** » 10 Dec 2025, 01:46

The wooden leg joke.... It's a matter of opinion.

Trouble at Number Ten...

Cathy · Post by **Cathy** » 10 Dec 2025, 04:39

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Post by **Stanley** » 10 Dec 2025, 07:18

Post by **Big Kev** » 10 Dec 2025, 08:06

A friend of mine lived in an inflatable house, unfortunately it got a puncture and he now lives in a flat.

Post by **Stanley** » 10 Dec 2025, 08:20

Good God Kev! Where do you get them?

Post by **Gloria** » 10 Dec 2025, 10:52

Post by **Big Kev** » 10 Dec 2025, 15:13

A man walked into the vegetable section of his local supermarket and asked for half a head of lettuce. The boy working there told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce. The man was insistent that the boy asked his manager about the matter.
Walking into the back room, the boy said to his manager, "Some tosser wants to buy a half a head of lettuce." As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the man standing right behind him, so he added, "And this gentleman kindly offered to buy the other half."
The manager approved the deal and the man went on his way. Later, the manager found the boy and said, "I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people who think on their feet here. Where are you from son?"
"Originally from Essex sir," the boy replied.
"Why did you leave Essex?" the manager asked.
The boy answered, "Sir, there's nothing but whores and footballers there."
"Really?" said the manager. "My wife is from Essex."
"You don't say" the boy replied. "Who does she play for?

Post by **Stanley** » 11 Dec 2025, 02:31

Very Clever!

Post by **Big Kev** » 11 Dec 2025, 13:52

If you're struggling with what to get someone for Christmas, buy them a fridge and watch their face light up when they open it.

Post by **Tizer** » 11 Dec 2025, 15:31

Kev, you won't have any Christmas crackers left at Xmas if you keep opening them at this rate!

Post by **Tizer** » 11 Dec 2025, 16:23

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Post by **Big Kev** » 11 Dec 2025, 17:56

Tizer wrote: ↑11 Dec 2025, 15:31 Kev, you won't have any Christmas crackers left at Xmas if you keep opening them at this rate!

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