Old fashioned clean jokes

[Gloria]

I’ve been trying to download a video on here from my photos, every time I do it it tells me it’s not finished downloading, even when I give it a while. Can anyone point me in the right direction please.

[Stanley]

Far beyond my pay grade Gloria, you need Ian or Kev.....

[Gloria]

Stanley said…….Far beyond my pay grade Gloria, you need Ian or Kev.....

I think maybe it’s too large although I’ve sent it from my iPhone to a few people and it went with no trouble.

[Stanley]

I have an idea the site software can only accept Youtube videos but I might be wrong....

[Gloria]

I have an idea the site software can only accept Youtube videos but I might be wrong....

That’s probably the reason. I was sent it on WhatsApp, don’t think it’s a YouTube video.

[Gloria]

Google this and play with your sound on
THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ BY EDDIE COCHRING COMEDY PLAZA

[Stanley]

[Cathy]

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I’d like one of those.

[Gloria]

Love it.

[Gloria]

Has no one googled the video I added, it’s really good. Google it as I have written it.

[PanBiker]

I saw it on my Tic Tock feed Gloria sometime last week I think it was.

[Cathy]

Gloria, I did and it is good.
I’ve found that members on here rarely seem to type in an address that has been recommended, by me, or reply with their opinion, if they have.
I too find it hard to connect a video to OG. Just saying. Much easier to just click on something that comes up automatically.

[Big Kev]

You'll need a Facebook account but here's a link

https://www.facebook.com/share/v/1E75MsjCbh/

[Stanley]

[Cathy]

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[Big Kev]

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[Stanley]

It took me a second or two but wig and a dress...

[Big Kev]

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[Stanley]

A bit gruesome Kev....

[Big Kev]

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[Gloria]

Haha love it

[Tripps]

A Demon approaches the Devil and says. "Dark lord, Two men from Glasgow have been sent here. What should be done with them?"

The Devil says. "Glaswegians? Their kind and are normally very friendly, helpful and honest, so we do not see many such men in my dark domain. Hang them in a cage over the lake of fire for now and I shall check on them later."

But when the Devil flew up to the cage to check on the Scotsmen, he found them happily lounging around with their shirts off.
"What is the meaning of this?" The Devil cried. "You're supposed to be in torment!" The Glaswegians looked surprised. "Naw." They said. "It's pure quality taps aff weather here man. It's no drab an' dreech like Scotland, you know that way?"

Fuming, the Devil flew to the great thermostat of Hell and cranked it all the way to the top. And the next day, the temperature was so high that even the Demons were sweating, the stones of hell were melting and the flames from the lake of fire were leaping higher than ever before. So the Devil was surprised when he visited the Scotsmen and found that they had somehow procured plastic lawn furniture and a couple of bottles of Buckfast tonic wine.

Raising a glass to the Devil, one of the Scotsmen said. "Hey big man, If I'd known it was so lovely an warm doon here, I'd've done a whole lot more sinning! Weather's always miserable in the Gorbals. Always freezin', ye know?"

"I see." The Devil replied, smiling though clenched teeth. "Your dismal country has given you a great love of heat. The hotter it is, the happier you are. Well, we'll see about that." So he flew to the great thermostat of Hell once more, but this time, he turned it all the way down.

The next day, the lake of fire was frozen solid for the first time, sinners were frozen in blocks of ice and Demons huddled in corners for warmth, their teeth chattering. But when the Devil visited the Scotsmen, he found them jumping for joy, tearfully cheering. "Scotland! SCOTLAND!!!"

The Devil's jaw dropped. "What? Why? How? I burn you and you are happy! I freeze you and you celebrate! What is wrong with you?"

One of Glaswegians turned back and said......

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"Is it not obvious Big Man? Hell's frozen over this means Scotland's won the world cup!"

[Big Kev]

[Gloria]

[Stanley]

Brilliant David!